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A bandit for Christmas. Well guess where i'm just back from? lol Yes the bandito is in lurve with me again. And it's a BIG lurve too. My sporran is full of squiddlies. I won the jackpot (35 squids) twice in a row and walked oot with 70 squids or more. Yipee fer meeeee! Actually the barmaid Debbie (or Dibble as i prefer to call her) did say (jokingly i hope) i'm barred from playing it again tomorrow.lol Even if she wasn't kidding it's not a problem cos i never push my luck too hard and had no intention of, after emptying the beastie, going back tomorrow and feeding the thing. Me too cleverer fer that.lol I'll be waiting at least 3 days before i venture forth again.Let some other fools fill it up again fer me.lol Well i sent all my Christmas cards tidday. I don't really do cards but i made exceptions for two whole people lol There i go wasting those squiddies on over-priced paper huh ?One is winging it's way to Canookyland so probably won't arrive till well after Chrimbo but mehhhh and the other is west o Scottyland bound. Jeez Jake is a dull boy today huh? You'd think a man with my ginormously endowed imagination could do better aih? Can't be arsed lol. Kissys laydees. Manly handshakes Gow'.lol |
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12/19/2007 8:07 am |
Well you must be feeling quite flushed to waste that much squid on the price of an overseas stamp....LOL...(I'm actually stuck on ginormously endowed and have no clue what is in the rest of this blog)... Kissys on your baldy bits I'm just a face...it will cost you diamonds to see the rest ......
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12/19/2007 8:13 am |
Seein' as it's Christmas, you can give me a kiss just this once.
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Seein' as it's Christmas, you can give me a kiss just this once.  Wow Gowerboy you're so enthusiatic, Christmas is still almost a week away    Melt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky 
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12/19/2007 11:58 am |
Canookyland? I know that countries change their names fairly regularly, but usually after a little war. Havn't heard of anyone invading Canookyland, so was just wondering why I've missed this one! Whoever owns that bandito must be suicidal - doubt he's made any money since you've been on it! LOL!!
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One whole pund fer one card chessa me chatelaine it's an affront to me very Scottishness so it is.lol OOO c'mere you handsome old dawg Gow. Promise no tongues though. I do seem to be going through a hot streak lately swoony. Can't seem to lose. Lol I'm afraid nobody and nothing can escape my inclination to re-name Potty me pal. It's owned by some faceless corporation and i'm sure more people lose than win, i'm just a lucky fecker.lol
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Seein' as it's Christmas, you can give me a kiss just this once.  today........ gone tomorrow..xx
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12/19/2007 2:34 pm |
Jake I realy haven't been around to much today but I did read this earlier and so i got dressed and put my boots on ooops forgot my pants and coat ok here i go I ran right out the door.Because I heard the line for Santa was long today where Christmas was right around the corner I waited and waited pationatly for my turn to sit on santas lap lol OH BOY OH BOY !!!! It was my turn next so I climbed right up on santas lab don't ya know.All the other kid was whinning and crying hurry up!!! the mommys where saying NO its my turn i said and I have somthing specail to ask for.I wispered in his ear.oh Santa please there is a friend of mine that makes me smile every Day and laugh until I almost Pee my pants.and he just loves to play the bandit it has one arm and you pull on it and it gives you lots of squid.please could you find it in your haert to (hurry up!!) NO!! give him one of his own.WellJake Santa said he will see what he can do.OK! I'm so excited I told him I am stopping smokin so maybe this would help. So Jake if he can fit it he can try he will put it in his sled.if you get a big box and it is making a lot of noise open it right away it might be the squid ok but if it Don't make noise DON"T OPEN it ok it might be what youwant an dSanta said don't open it till christmas ok WOOOOHOOOO save a horse ride a cowboy!! I hope he can do it I'm excited
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12/19/2007 3:03 pm |
Santa just called he said for now try pogo dot calm If you google this you might find a casino ok
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12/19/2007 5:22 pm |
Ya Mary it would give him somthing to read Give him somthing to do keep is mind of the bandet
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Okay if you force me squirty but if my leg starts twitching it's not my fault. Sitting on Santas lap with no pants on Uny? Bet you'll be getting some good pressies this year lol. Be like me cruisy just say thank you very much i appreciate the kind sentiment but i don't really do cards. Friends still send them but they don't expect to get one back by now.lol I've trained them well. It's no good uny lol I'm just back from another visit. I very nearly fed it 20 squids back but on my very last shot i won back the 20 i'd put in and vacated the premises immediately lol. Ohhh i'm non-infectious by now misty me mistress and i don't think even i can pass on the toothache. So feel free to snogify me any time you fancy it.lol
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