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If i put my hands over my eyes you can't see me. ..."and the walrus just gave me a look." The Great wall of China cannot in fact be seen from the moon. I can't even imagine why anyone would make such a ludicrous claim in the first place. Simple logic should tell you that of all the man-made objects on earth a wall who's maximum width at any point is 6 metres is one of the least likely objects to see from space. You can of course see things like the reclaimed land of Holland and obviously due to street lighting a good many cities are plainly visible.We humans are endlessly inventive in creating nonsensical myths.lol Jake posting on a Saturday? What's the bloggyverse coming to? |
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12/15/2007 5:04 am |
Sat. Morning with no Caffine lol just as i was flicking the page to go back to the maine page i noticed after i read it I just got a glimpse of it (if i put my hands over my eyes you can't see me lol To funny Jake Thats Like my mom saying people with blues can't see people with brown eyes.your to funny jake on this Sat. morning.Catching me with no coffee.now what till i get coffee in me before you post again.(running up the stairs again.
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12/15/2007 5:26 am |
I'm just going to have a look......be back later to tell you if I can see it! LOL!!!
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12/15/2007 7:23 am |
"The Moon" is actually a small pub near the Jiayuguan Pass. If you look out the back door you can see the Great Wall. Hence the saying. What do you mean I'm making it up as I go along?
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12/15/2007 7:29 am |
...and if I put MY hands over YOUR eyes you can't see where my hands are....LMAO I'm just a face...it will cost you diamonds to see the rest ......
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12/15/2007 8:29 am |
Oh yes now that i have a walk a hot choc. instead of cffee Yea that was good its frigin cold out there.Don't ya know.!!! brrr yea the great wall of china can not be seen fom the moon BUTTT !!!!! can the moon be seen from the great wall of china? and the lol walrus gave you a look.WHAT KIND OF LOOK DID HE GIVE YOU !!!!! and whats that got to do with the price of rice in china.up trhe stairs i go
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OOO blue eyed people can't see brown eyed fellers? I did not know that uny deerest lol. I've got green eyes and have trouble seeing anything clearly lol. Hay i'll meet you on Mars and we can go fer a latte Potty me pal. Lol asky i can always tell when Jack T (handsome) Cat has misbehaved, he goes and hides in the cupboard under the stairs. I usually find something small, furry and dead in me kitchen. As if. I'm quite certain a fellow Celt would never tell a porky Gow' me wee bro'. Ahhh but what are these jubbly things i can feel here Chessa me chipolata? (Any mention of man boobs will be punished) It's colder than a penguins sporran here the noo uny. It was an "old-fashioned look" as my auld granny would say and none of the first lines of my last several posts have had the slightest bearing on the actual posts lol. I've just been playing.
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12/15/2007 11:34 am |
grapes? fake Christmas balls? (It's very hard not to mention man boobs on here)....lol I'm just a face...it will cost you diamonds to see the rest ......
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They can't see the Great Wall from the moon?? Blimey---I was waving frantically while I was there, too. But then again, it was broad daylight when I did that---should've tried it when the moon came up. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Oh the walrus actually looked at you with one raised eyebrow... and said what are you doing its saaturday we are meant to be out on the town searching for hot babes... lol Not sitting at the pc writing about the moon....hmm what is this world coming too  today........ gone tomorrow..xx
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but my eyes are black and i can still see Jake! From my heart to yours, Love and Light! 
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Clearly yer covering my eyes from behind cos i'm sure you're boozonkers are bigger than grapes Chessa me cheesey biscuit.lol Oh he brought me an ickle (very alive) baby mousey last night asky. What fun i had trying to keep the furry-faced feckers at bay while guiding the poor timorous wee beasty to the back door. It's always time fer absurdities with me sunny.If i jump up in the air whilst in a descending elevator will i hover fer just that bit longer than usual? I'm always up fer a party sol m8. My Angel daughter was convinced as a child that the moon just became invisible during the day cos it's made of glass. Dunno where she could have got that idea Morag hen. You'll be glad to hear i did indeed go honey-hunting in me best yellow walrus suit. Dunno why i never get lucky squirty? Clearly somebody has fibbed to me cos i'm pretty sure despite covering my eyes people can still see me after all Ire me dear-heart. Oh you have special enchanting powers roy. Dark-eyed wimmen can make me fall in love just by smiling at me.lol
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ahhhhh Heineken. I used to lurve that stuff. I do still miss my drunken drinking days miss perfect. Life can be cruel huh? Drinking is the Scottish national pass-time and here's me allergic to the loverly stuff. No fair.lol
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