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Dancin with a mean-spiritted bandit .....and that's why bumble bees don't scuba dive. I've just returned from t' pub' (I know it sounds like i'm a right old alchy- always "just back from t' pub'" lol but really i'm allergic to alcky hol so there's no need for you all to be worrying i'm staggering about me livin' room lol) and my sporran is emptier by 5 squid. The dang bandito didn't wanna give me no money tidday. That can't be right can it? Ahh well maybe it means i'm gonna get lucky in lurve tonight? I'll get me dancin and romancin pants on just in case. Wish me luck you loverly feckers you! |
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Do yae think there's a relation between gazongas on the boob tube over yer bandito and yer winnin', Hamish lad? Ya Hen, Morag I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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I keep asking to rub them for luck Morag hen but fer some reason none o you lady-type people wanna help me out.
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12/14/2007 7:58 am |
I keep asking to rub them for luck Morag hen but fer some reason none o you lady-type people wanna help me out.
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I'll let you rub my baldy bits fer luck any day Potty me pal.
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12/14/2007 10:18 am |
of course bumblie bees scuba dive...yer reading the wrong scientific journals again...lol...good luck and you might want to change your underwear....LOL... I'm just a face...it will cost you diamonds to see the rest ......
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I saw a bumble bee scuba diving in my pond today I fished him out and he was happy as larry... dried his wongs out and off he flew.. was invigorating saving a bumble bees life today........ gone tomorrow..xx
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Underwear? Qu'est que c'est? chessa me chablis. Oh there's nothing worse fer a bee than water-logged wongs. Did you blow on them squirty?lol You're my queen bee.
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Fluorescent orange with bugs bunny disappearing up me bum cruisy lol
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12/15/2007 5:14 am |
you've been buy that French lace stuff and ManBay again...lol I'm just a face...it will cost you diamonds to see the rest ......
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12/15/2007 8:20 am |
och...sarry laddie...thought ye were wearin' yer breeks but if it's ta wee kiltie ye'll be wearin'...my mistake... lol....Underwear is that stuff you wear to look mysterious...like silk pirate pantaloons...[grins] I'm just a face...it will cost you diamonds to see the rest ......
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12/15/2007 8:22 am |
Your comment has been denied due to the following reason: language_not_supported Feel free to submit a new comment. Yeah, I did, but you still editted out this part....wanna go a round on this? Meister censor? I'm just a face...it will cost you diamonds to see the rest ......
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You could be right riny m8. They've got a buxom new barmaid and i haven't won since she started there but she does smile purty fer me.lol I suspect she's probably way too young fer me but dang it when yer as auld as me most available wimmen are.lol What's a girl to do?lol I just love the feel o silky stuff on me nether regions. I do wear man-pants on "special occassions".lol Ohh i'm quite sure the auto-censor is programmed by a 10 year old boy Chessa me chocolate button.
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Underwear? Qu'est que c'est? chessa me chablis. Oh there's nothing worse fer a bee than water-logged wongs. Did you blow on them squirty?lol You're my queen bee. your so funny jakey LOL today........ gone tomorrow..xx
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Just as long as you didn't blow on his wond.lol we are perilously close to dong a porn version of the Bee movie here.
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