Blog : Attack of the giant jubblies.

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12/12/2007 4:11 am

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Attack of the giant jubblies.

...."My grandfather had his tongue shot off during the war but he never talks about it."

So i wuzz just up t' pub playin the bandito and all the regular barflies started hooting and whooping and looking in my direction. I'm thinking have i won the jackpot and not noticed? Nah! Above me on the telly box is a large pair of lady jubblies. It must have looked like they were about to attack me.lol Day-time viewing ain't what it used to be huh?

MunchkinMatron2 56F

13333 posts
12/12/2007 4:24 am

Attack of the Killer Gazongas Part XIII.

Catchy, innit, Hamish lad?

Ya hen,
Morag

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

uneek5552 69F

12/12/2007 4:29 am

Ok Jake what are we going to do with you I can just lolpicture that in my mind your just to funny.Make my day I pic. lol

you looking over your shouldr with a look on your face what the f***** are they comming over here I can't stop laughing dang you Looking like your saying HELP there going to attack me but all the time they where watching the boob tube you are somthing else.

Thanks for the Laugh still laughing

uneek5552 69F

12/12/2007 4:31 am

Did you have that sweater on no wonder if you did.

gowerboy 55M

12/12/2007 4:39 am

I'm more concerned with your daytime drinking and gambling.

I hope it's not interfering with your night-time drinking
and gambling...and interspecies fraternisation.

duchessa_ 113F

12/12/2007 4:43 am

hehehe....you wish

I'm just a face...it will cost you diamonds to see the rest ......

universallylost 47F

4636 posts
12/12/2007 5:03 am

I can picture it

Melt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky

potterspal 64F

12/12/2007 8:23 am

And "jubblies" are... what? Can't say that I am familiar with the term....must be continental drift at fault again!

kirst74
(Kirstie s) 49F

1395 posts
12/12/2007 9:07 pm

What the heck does that have to do with your grandfather???

Or did i miss something

today........ gone tomorrow..xx

jake_633 65M

9155 posts
12/13/2007 4:09 am

See now that's the kind o movie i'd pay good money to see Morag hen.
Lol "The boob tube" i never thought o that uny What a great pun.lol
Actually i have been wearing the magic jersey the last few days and it doesn't seem to be working any more.Dang it! lol
Other than a change of clothing (gotta keep up with standards after all) there is no alteration between me night and day demeanour Gow' me wee bro'. I'm sure you'll be relieved to hear that.lol
lol I do indoody chessa me cherry bun.
One of the guys went up to the telly and tried to tune in radio 2 on her nipnops swoony. Some guys have no class at all aih?lol
Oh jubblies are boozonkers, chestickles, lady-lumps (Should i go on?lol) Potty me pal.
A pair o mighty melons to keep yer ears warm is every mans dream aih quiety?lol
Ahh swoony noony you know me so well lol.
Taaaaaaadaaaaaan!!! Well done squirty you are the first person to mention the superfluous line i have been starting each post with for the last 10 days or so lol.I just did it to see how long it would take before anyone mentioned it lol.
If i didn't keep winning so regularly i'm quite sure i'd stop playing it riny m8 lol But i am a lucky fecker (at least on the banditoes i seem to be). In fact i just walked out t' pub' today with 5 squid more than i walked in with. Not gonna retire and raise budgies with Britney but it's still a lot better than losing i'm thinking.lol

uneek5552 69F

12/13/2007 5:16 am

OMG rofl OMG Jake you got to stop Thank god i have me depends on today long way up the stairs to the bathroom OMG stomming my foot you are to funny cough cough

I can't stop laughing stop already !!!!

jake_633 65M

9155 posts
12/13/2007 6:37 am

lol i'm glad someone appreciates my sense of humour uny dearest lol.