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Blogs > jake_633 > woodlandcreatures

jake_633 65M
8056 posts
12/7/2007 4:55 am

Last Read:
1/29/2014 8:06 am
My brain doesn't work till it's full o caffeine.

... "and that's how Pythagoras invented pies."

Bottom o the bag bits.

Let us never stoop so low
as other men are pleased to go,
for in our stooping we transform
from happy King
to slave forlorn.

In unclaimed guilt
In shame denied
In treachery
In truth belied.

(Dunno where i was going with that lol)

So anyhoo.
Yay it's the weekend. You all got yer dancin' and romancin' pants on? I shall be prowling the toon in search of new species to canoodle so i shall. Too much information?
Catch yer laters you loverly people you.

universallylost 47F
4636 posts
12/7/2007 6:04 am

 Have a fun weekend on the toon
Melt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky


pigtails4
(jue s) 57F
2023 posts
12/7/2007 6:04 am

 you are sooooooooo funny jake,new species have a good weekend sweetness too.xxxxxxxx
come and roll in the mud i wanna get dirty.


potterspal 64F

12/7/2007 7:27 am

 Your words are so visual! LOL!!! Have a good weekend too!


duchessa_ 113F

12/7/2007 9:17 am

 Have a good one!
I'm just a face...it will cost you diamonds to see the rest ......


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
12/7/2007 9:40 am

 Well i'll do my best if you insist swoony.lol
And you are sooooooooooo purty piggles me paramour.
Oh it just looks that way potty me pal lol.
No mention of yer romancin' pants though huh misty me mistress, lol
Have a good two! chessa me chuckles.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 7:26 pm

 Nice piccy, Hamish lad. Are yae after raccoons now? Or hedgehogs?

Gawd knows what yae put in yon haggis.

Ya Hen,
Morag
I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


bellezia 49F
28470 posts
12/8/2007 1:55 am

 happy weekend
the most beautiful view
is the one I share with you


kirst74
(Kirstie s) 49F
1395 posts
12/9/2007 12:12 am

 Gawd your hilarious... steping out to hook up huh... sounds like a god idea maybe I should do that!!...
today........ gone tomorrow..xx


gowerboy 55M

12/10/2007 3:35 am

 Lock up yer menageries, Jake's in town,


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
12/12/2007 4:32 am

 You ken fine i'd never be overly interested in any beast with that many pricks Morag hen. I'm looking fer a man-eating mouse.lol
It was fandabbydozy belle my belle Hope yours was even betterer.
Come to the Woodlands Kirst I'm sure there's a critter or two who'd happily let you dance on their feet.
lol I do have a "Goin' dancin'" kilt riny m8 but even in bonny Scotland you need to be brave to wear it with so many curious teeny girls around lol.
They have special velcro fastening for quick release Flamey me flirty Gerty.
Oh Jeez gow' me wee bro' don't be warning them. Surprise is my only dependable method of entrapment. (well that and my friend mr alchy hol lol)


kirst74
(Kirstie s) 49F
1395 posts
12/12/2007 9:05 pm

 So how often DO you wear that kilt.....
today........ gone tomorrow..xx


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
12/13/2007 3:53 am

 You mean my dancin and romancin kilt squirty? Not as often as i'd like that's fer sure. Though i'm certain if you were around it would get more of an airing lol.




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