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In sure and certain melancholy. I seem to have come to an age when every fecker and his squirrel wants to sell me insurance. Barely a day goes by without me postie depositting yet another invitation to ponder me own demise. It's really reassuring huh? Not even 50 yet (I know to you 20 somethings that's like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay old dude but beleive me when you get to this decrepitude you won't think it's old at all (well most days you won't lol)and they're measuring me up like some ripe old bird. Dang it! It doesn't help my mood i can tell you . Got me a dirty great grey cloud following me around so i have. I guess everybody gets the stinky winkies once in a while and i should be more grateful that i'm less accustomed to the doldrums than most. But feck it all!!!! Catch yer laters you cheery chappies you. |
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 I hope you've got insurance though for your family  Melt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky 
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11/7/2007 6:54 am |
My mother has probably been the one harrassing you. She sells insurance for a living and is constantly on MY case about insurance, and I'm only 34. So, I apologize in advance, because if you haven't been on her list yet, I'm sure she'll get to you soon. lol Lets chuck it all and start a think tank.
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At least coffin salesman...aren't knocking at your door...and measuring you up... I have had the blues...for a month....it must be something in the air... Wee Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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11/7/2007 12:01 pm |
You could write them a pleasant little note requesting that they take you off their mailing list. I'm sure that a copy of said note on the blogs would make a very interesting read! LOL!!
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Insurance of a literary kind uni'. I can be appallingly Scottish i'm afraid Day' but if you stick with it i'm sure you'll crack the code soon enough lol. Well if you get yer looks from her then i'm kinda looking forward to hearing from her 2tabs. It's okay Sunny my dark moods never tarry long.lol Well if you were here wee you foxy wumman i'd put it down to the fact that we didn't have a friggin Summer at all and now it's colder than a penguins pencil case so it is.But as you aren't here then i'll guess that's why i'm grumpy at least .lol lol Potty i'm not sure ff would let me say what i'd like to write to the feckers.lol If only it were a real human being pestering me riny m8 but sadly it's just endless computer generated guff dropping through me letter box or worse The dreaded cold callers (FECK EM ALL TO FECKERY!!! lol) You do what more (you gorgeous hussy you) Ari darling?I'd settle for "doing it sometimes"lol Ahh Tiffy the postie wumman escaped when i tried to embrace her but i'll get 'er next time lol I like bad jokes lol I make a living from them.
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Ahh memory loss that universal affliction of the not getting enough lovin' army that some fecker has signed me up for.I should be a Major at least by now i've been in the ranks so long but here i am still playing with the privates lol.
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