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I'm a man on the edge so i am!!!! So pet me gently or i'll bite yer bum! What a palaver!!! I'm finally getting me new fridge delivered on Sunday. After a dozen 'phone calls and a plethora of numbers to quote, serial number,3 different reference numbers, 3 different , the date of purchase, the date of fridge decedent,my inside leg measurement. Dang but they made me jump through some hoops. But finally i can do me online grocery shopping, which is my second favourite thing to do online lol Any suggestions fer exotic calorie free nosh? I finally received me new chain fer the Bertha yesterday too and that was a whole heep o fun to fit. It's always the little things that make you tetchy huh? The universe could implode, disaster strike unforseen, England win the world cup, and i'd cope admirably but one telephone salesman who won't take "feck off!!!" for an answer and i go into meltdown lol Baff wallowing time fer me i think. Kissys you feckers!!!!!! |
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10/18/2007 6:20 am |
Having a little crisis are we? Well, let me relieve you of one weeny problem - England will not be winning the world cup. We will! Should we not, then the universe (the one in the southern hemisphere!!) will implode. Makes everything else inconsequential, doesn't it? LOL
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10/18/2007 7:03 am |
I got a new fridge yesterday. I'm so excited! It's a funny old world...that of fridges.
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Well as a Scotsman you can have three guesses who i'll be rooting fer pp lol.
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Och, Hamish, yae used one of me fave words, "plethora". Fer some reason it made me wax (well, not the sort in yer ear) poetic, rather than the usual lewd limericks I favor-- Faith an' begorra What a plethora Of nubile nymphets On shopping tv All hawking a cream A pill or a dream Am willing to bet They won't get for free. Toasted pita bread triangles with salsa is lovely as a low cal nosh. (Are we about tae extinguish the haggis fire burnin on the hearth?) Ya Hen, Morag I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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10/18/2007 10:26 am |
I'm wondering how excited you would get over a new bathtub plug....LOL... *kissys on the baldy bits* Chessa I have a head for business and a bod for sin
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But very cool Gow me wee bro'.
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10/18/2007 10:17 pm |
Can you meet me? Countless night, my lower body needs to fill a huge Roubang plugging my ribis. Fingers can only let me long for the love by doing down, the huge want you to give me the love of flying pleasure in bed. You want to jointly explore and adult topics, like the men appreciate there, and sometimes I would imagine some scattered fragments, and I think if you feel under virtual network love, life really the pressure points so that we can chat about what point? You have the life it hard for people to feel stifled, but since I others face of computer time alone, it will produce some fantasy ... to feel lonely, lonely. I want to have a man to protect me, I rely on. I had the same as drug-dependent, can you give me the sensory pleasure? I am not crazy! ~ 1 O God save me! I you are interested http://friendfinder.com
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oh jia i love you madly and i wanna have all of your babies. Though i have to say i'm broken-hearted that you posted this self same twaddle on riny's blog before coming here lol
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10/19/2007 1:27 pm |
What's a Roubang?
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Usually a Rou of the opposite gender gow' me wee bro (though not neccessarily)
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Oh i accept payment in kind cruisy.lol Pucker up girl the Jakey lips are coming into dock. 3 weeks without blancmange makes Jake a tetchy boy misty me mistress lol.
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OOOO a triumvirate of loverly ladies just popped up in 'ere. I do apologise I wasn't ignoring you, It's just FF playing their favourite game of hide and seek. It's nice to get a little payback on the feckers once in a while huh Jelly baby? And i shall avoid making the obvious wisecracks about fitting things into holes.lol Nice versifying there Morag hen. Aye it's true ahm goin back on the dietary regimen. FECK IT! But it's either that or settle fer being a pudding.lol I'm easily pleased chessa me chicken (They're not real you know!) I dream of owning a baff with either no taps or taps in the middle so i don't have to sit at the tap end (as we men always have to do when sharing a wallow lol)
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