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Even more richerer! So i'm just back from t' rubadubdub and hoots ma toots! i've been and gawn and won another 53 squids. These things are surposed to come in threes huh? So i'm gonna be doing the midweek lottery fer sure.lol Well what with my 8 added to this 53 i'm now officially a Scottish millionaire. You just wanna have my baybees now don't you, you gold-digging minxs? Baff wallowing time fer me i think. Gotta celebrate somehow.lol Actually celebrating on yer own ain't as much fun as you'd think. Doing a happy dance with no-one to crow with laughter at it is somehow a little poignant.lol Ahh there's no pleasing some folk aih? Just ignore me i'm in one of "those" moods. Catch yer laters you peasants you.lol |
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Jake..ahh..to have such luck... I hope the flood gates don't open..and you have lots of women...beating down your door...with only your riches in mind...Well...maybe you might like that then again...  I wanted to write something about rubbing you for good luck to wear off on me..but it just sounded perverted..so I gave up... Wee... Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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How d'you think i got bald wee you foxy wumman?lol I kept suggesting those wimmen rub elsewhere but to no avail.
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9/24/2007 9:17 am |
I've already got your babies, Jake and they're stinking the place up, so next time I send them to you by Royal Mail, sign for them!!
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OOOPpppssss feel like i've intruded on an intimate moment Sorry good luck you two  Melt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky 
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9/24/2007 6:45 pm |
ROFLMAO......dahling *sits down on the side of the tub and starts washing behind your ears*....it's 70 squid to make a Scots millionaire....you're a bit short *no not there silly, in money*......but never mind....you owe me 60...and get your toe out of the drain....you'd think that with all your bath wallowing you'd be a mite cleaner.....what on earth have you been doing? rolling around in the neighbours garden? Honestly, sweetie....you really have to start learning to wear shoes....this isn't the 17th century you ken....*kiss, kiss*....Chessa I have a head for business and a bod for sin
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How did gow get the bairns, Hamish lad? (And can we please just leave them wiff him for the mo? Bar the gates, tis the Royal Mail comin round agin) Ya Hen, Morag I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Which reminds me, I've yet to check mine own lottery. He..he.. care to rub on some of them irish luck my way jackie boy  .I'd settle for a wee squids, to tide me over for the next round .More luck next time eh Jack.
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No chance gow me wee bro' they're non refundable. Cakes queeny my queenie and maybe biscuits too if'n i'm feeling exotic. It's a free for all Mac me mistress you can 'ave a little rub too you know.lol Join in uni' Feel the lurve lol Actually chessa mi caro yer not far from thew truth. I do manage to be just as grubby as ever about 5 minutes after emerging from me baff. I dunno how i do it.lol (other than the fact that i'm always tinkering with bits o bike or diggin aboot in me garden.) I sold them to 'im fer a brace o haggi and a shot on his scooter. I reckons it were a bargain Morag hen. Irish? Irish? You take that back oni you minx, i'm Scottish.But you can have a rub all the same lol.
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Lol! Thousand apologies Jack . Duly taken back. Thanks for the rub though . Let ya know if it works .
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I'll let yer off this time oni love but next time i'll be getting the tartan slipper out. Hope you win millions o squids or whitever currency you prefer.lol
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