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Healthy eating fer £20 I found an unexpected 20 squid note this morning. I keep my dosh under me fruit bowl (don't tell no-one okay?) and tidday when i lifted it i just happened to look at the underside o the bowl (It being empty as fruit is my mortal enemy. Scotsmen and fruit and their evil twins vegetables don't really see eye to eye on the whole healthy eating thing- Healthy eating to a Scot is having their haggis deep fried without batter)and there stuck on the bum was a loverly 20 smackers. How cool is that? I was tempted to take my new-found wealth straight up t' pub' and deposit it in the bandit but i 'ave resisted the urge and just celebrated with a little "oooo i done did find some money" dance round me dust-free living room. Annoyingly my parental units didn't show up yesterday after all, it being a stinky rainy day better fer sitting in front o their telly and watching day-time soaps, so i did all that "wummans work" fer nuffin. Still it is nice to walk into a tidy room once in a while i guess.lol Normally when i sit down to write these posts i have something in mind to waffle about or one of me puddle poems to simply copy out but lately i've just sat with an empty mind and started writing. Does it show?lol Oh well. Baff wallowing time fer me i think. Catch yer laters me fellow carnivores. |
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9/19/2007 10:29 am |
yeah blank I know what you mean *sigh*
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I've yet another visual of yae in me mind, Hamish lad---waltzing round the living room in yer kilt wiff a ruffly apron atop it. Would make wimmen swoon a lot more than that nakey piccy o yours gow put up, I tells ya. Ya Hen, Morag I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Even empty i'm sure your mind is fuller than most drae me damselfly. Oh i'm going through a "toys fer me Berthas" phase on eeebygumbay ari darling so i'm keeping a watchful eye on cycle pooters and mirrors and racks and such (I likes to swoop in with seconds to go and bid 5p lol) Lol Queeny even when my mind is empty my gob (Or at least my fingers) keeps working. You suffering blogblock too Gow' me wee bro'? Whit we need is a good dose o prunejuice. Dosh is the root of all evil ela me love. Don't be telling aebody aboot ma frilly apron Morag hen They'll be thinkin am less than manly.lol Excercise? Wummans work surely Marion m8? Nice to see a new face on me blog.Yer most welcome 'ere. Oh i spent it on sweeties in the end res' m8.Yer more than welcome to the welcome. The food o the Gawds is that Missy.
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