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" Just another dreary Sunday" It's "'ave a rant day"! Woohoo! Can't be bovvered though really. You've all heard it before anyways so you can just take it as read that i had a swipe at some vapid celebrity or some moronic idea that people just accept without thinking too much about, and be done with it. I am so fricken predictable these days huh?lol "It's raining, oooo baybeee it's raining". Pourin' doon, so it is and i'm just back from me mornin' perambulations, soaked to the haggis and neeps and my poor bedraggled cats welcomed me at the door full of complaints. Like i control the weather? Narky gits, so they are. I figure i may as well go wallow in the baff now i'm already wet huh? Actually pretty much anything is an excuse to go wallow in the baff as far as i'm concerned. I am sohhhhh lazy. Dang but this is a poor excuse fer a post.lol On Friday morning i got off Bertha T bicycle up t' hill at the post office and it being a windy day a gust blew up me hooter and lifted me kilt. I managed to grab the front but unfortunately my booty was revealed to a small herd of teenage schoolgirls. "Woooooo the moons come oot! Show us the dark side o the moon" One of them cried as the others had giggling fits. Quite clever and i would have acknowledged it but i was too busy blushing and making a hasty dive into the post office lol. Isn't life fun? Catch yer laters smelly taters. |
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Woohoo  Melt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky 
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Nice one Jake, you forgot about the "tatties" with ya neeps and haggis? Hope the rest of the week improves, Tone.   
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Tut, Hamish lad. You shoulda just told em Hamish Junior needed a goodly airing, a? Ya Hen, Morag I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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I think it is posted on you tube.. ahh..Jake ya make me laugh.. Wee Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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Aha so it was you that wolf-whistled was it uni'. Always loverly to see a new face in here. Welcome missus. Oh i'll go swapsys with you if'n you like grumps? I haven't seen sunshine since the old King died. Mmmmmm and a nice little lake o onion gravy. You got me salivating tone m8 (and there's not many men that can do that lol) I have to distract you from the gob somehow ela me love lol. Oh Morag hen it's been a while since the little feller saw the light o day. You gotta give him a treat once in a while or he gets all stiff and unmanageable. Ahhh yer a sweety Rose. It's amazing how quickly i aged huh? But with age comes ehhhhh, ehhhhhh, Baldness? You know that's my purpose in life wee you foxy wumman. If i didn't make you chuckle once in a while i'd be very, very dull huh?lol
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