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Jake's been to see the Queen and ended up in gay Paris. "Oh my Gawd i can't feel anything from the neck down" I cried tremulously. She smiled indulgently. I took off the oven mitts. "So we've seen all the sites from Madame two sods to the London aye aye. Whit you wanna do the noo?" "You know they're celebrating a hundred years of nobody attending Euro Disney and Paris is only a cat-throw from 'ere paw" She said fer the umpteenth time hopefully. Nagging power does work. Didn't much like the chunnel, wet meslf on the scarey rides but the Angel was glowing with hapiness so i'd pretty much suffer anything fer that lol. So i'm back and wow it's sohhhh flattering that you all noticed my absence and mourned it.lol Fern T Feline has developped a fascination for me bath and has discovered that if she sits on my chest she can paw at the water and splash me in the face.I thought i'd play a trick on her last night and slowly slipped down into the water. Every frigging claw dug into me chesticles as she began to panic. That'll teach me. Jack's been acting like he's done something wrong and has been avoiding me. I have a feeling i'm gonna find some poor dead animal hidden behind the sofa or something. Anyhoo. I'm sure you'll all be glad to see me back and all is right with the bloggyverse again huh?lol Did i miss owt? Any new lurve affairs or big handbags at dawn fights? I did try to occassionally keep up but the one who must be obeyed had other plans. Catch yer laters me terrapinoes. |
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9/14/2007 9:21 am |
Nice to see you back Jake. Excuse my latest post title, I was very very bored.
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Chesticles? I'm gettin visuals, Hamish lad. Not all o them good. Ya hen, Morag I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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...we just take baths with little rubber duckies....I never thought of taking a cat to my bath... So...let me get this straight....are you washing your cat...the same time your washing your..errr..back? Or....is this some kind of ritual bathing of the royal hineyness? I'm with munch on this...having bad thoughts... ....am trying to refrain from saying unladylike things about what your doing in your tub.... in the privacy of your own home...and if I ramble on long enough, I will dig myself into a whole and will be blushing to my toes...so..I digress... Wee... Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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I've been missing you gow' me wee bro' You seemed to have gawn walkabout too.lol Oh Jeli baby i have written to you a few times but no-one is replying to my mail so i figure my problems with me hot male account still continue (either that or nobody wants to talk to me any more?) Now you've got me thinking about your chesticles and you know how agitated that makes oor Hamish junior Morag hen. Ohhh poor unloved me huh Drae me damsel. People just get too much of a good thing aih?lol You were desperately avoiding saying poosey weren't you wee you foxy wumman?lol. Actually my chest is a nice dry island for her Maj' to perch on and pretend she's in the baff.If i dared to splash her she'd give me a good scratching. Ohhh i am an officianado of the novelty mitt ela me love.lol. I even have chicken mitts.(The doctor says they can cure that these days though)
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9/16/2007 7:06 am |
Meet my friend Ava. Ava Gardner.
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You do look very Hollywood in yer new piccy Lorry darlin'. I likes! Oh i feel sorry enough for myself most o the time Drae me damsel, laughing is always the best option. Don't ferget to pack the rubber duckies.(it's just a tad wet over this side o the world)
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9/20/2007 6:51 pm |
My cat likes to hang off my shoulder alot when i;m lying on the couch like a shoulder patch many an evening.... She also likes to sit on the rim of the tub sometimes and i do find her inside the bath tub sometimes when there is no water in it. I doubt she would think to sit on me though when i;m actually in the tub filled with water... She hates water.....She does use me chest as a pillow though when i;m trying to fall asleep in the morning... She is a funny cat though.. think she misses the dog.
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How odd. FF swallowed my reply here but i swear there was absolutely nowt at all that could have offended the children. Oh well. At least it was a shortish one for a change. I'm afraid the escapees have all swum south fer the Winter drae me damsel. My old cat, Willow T (Fat) Cat used to like sleeping in the bathroom sink and had an unhealthy fascination for me bowel movements.lol He seemed to know when i was going fer a number 2 and would follow me in and curl round my feet purring contentedly. He was just a weirdo.
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9/22/2007 11:21 am |
Darn Jake.. i read this post while eating my lunch... ewww.... 
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lol I never did find out why Jack T (Handsome) Cat was acting so guiltily KR Oh i think you can carry them as hand luggage drae me damsel.
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Well with the new anti-terrorism laws i expect they may be arrested. Are rubber duckies inflamable do yer think? I may have to experiment. They should be okay as long as you keep yer explosives in a seperate bag.
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Well i've tried exploding kittens but the neighbours complained.lol
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Ahhh but you and i know the truth. They are evil incarnate. The furry-faced little feckers.lol
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Mass hypnotism i reckons.
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10/3/2007 7:42 pm |
Never trust a cat..... they are the greatest liars! LOL Okay... back to packing... Me cat is just being lazy today.. I shud enlist her aid.. she cud knock stuff off the table and push it into boxes! Hehehe...
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Actually when yer moving that's usually the time they decide it'd be fun to play hide and seek. So you end up unpacking everything to make sure you haven't packed the cat away.lol
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