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end o the world not in a bang but a burble "Hay Boris there's a cliff ahead" "Scaremongering,burble" "No seriously Boris, look" "Fear-mongering,burble" "Can't you see it.It's not just me .Thousands and thousands of us can see it" "Blackmail, hypocrisy, burble" "Hypocrisy?" "I just like saying it.It makes me seem clever to stupid people,burble" "But you're clearly dim" "Veni, vidi vespa burble" "Huh?" "Bit o Latin, the oiks love it, burble" "You and your lemmings are dragging us to ruination" "So?burble" "You'll go over the cliff with us" "Look you silly oik, i saw a chance to be taken seriously as a contender for prime minister and took it. It doesn't matter what happens to the rest of you oiks and i know something you dummys don't know, burble" "What?" "I have a parachute made of money,burble" "But the rest of us don't you scumbag" "Well you should have got one don't you think old chap,burble" "Man but you and the stump have so much in common,both self-obsessed pea-brains who don't give a shit about anyone but yourselves",burble" "Oh i resent that old chap, Stump has never said anything that would mislead you to believe he's clever, burble" "That's true.OMG Boris you just said something true, won't your head explode or something?" "Burble,burble burble" "Oh no are you broken?" "Burble, burble burble" "Boris?" "Sorry just had to reset,burble." "When we're all lying horribly injured at the bottom of the cliff how will you excuse leading us to such a sorry state?" "I'll blame the e.u. of course, or maybe immigrants or the mentally and physically unwell or the Scots.Doesn't matter who i blame.I'll be prime minister and be able to do all the things dodgy Dave dreamed of doing.Not just slash benefits but eradicate them,if yer breathing you should be working.Slash services,slash pensions, privatise the NHS.It's gonna be great.And hay with a bit of luck turning our friends into enemies might just give us the chance to declare war on France or Spain or Germany.Third times a charm right? "You forgot to burble" |
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lol you are the genuine article aren't you dumbo.A dyed in the wool peabrain.Hay here's something shiney. Loooooook shiney, shiney.Now go chase it you witless buffooon.
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