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Poultry denying. I am unashamedly poultrifically incorrect. I will not pretend chickens are real, no matter whit thebrain-washed minions of big poultry say. They can all cluck off! Here i post an extract from the woodlands bibble. Steven T Squirrels letter to the terrapins. Ho there ya wee feckers! How they hangin? Aye so it's true that once the world was ruled by chicknens an advanced, intelligent species whit come from Kentucky and ruled by the power of the beak but then the world wuzz hit by a nasty roid whit kilt aw the diner sores and most o the vegetation.But sage and onions proliferated and became the standard diet o the poultrianna. But to gain enough new tree ants they had to eat large quan titties and became stuffed and almost imobile. The human monkeys saw this and began to catch the chicknens and throw em on the barbie n eat them. Eating the inteligent poultry made the monkeys smarter and soon they invented religion and politics (which is just religion without the gawd bothering). They made the chicknens their Gawd but they tasted so good that eventually they had eaten them all and decided to cover it up for all time by pretending that dwarf turkeys wuzz really chicknens and anyhoo it'd be better to make a man their Gawd so they invented Christ (It's no coinkidink that chicknen and christ have the same beginning) Anyhoos am off tae the pub. Catch yer laters. P.s. You wanna see ma tail? It's all big and sticky-uppy.Go on ah know yer wanna stroke it. |
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Ta much aunty
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