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bits o pomes Bits of poems sittin in me bag and on the verge of disintegrating so i best post em somewhere or lose em forever and whit a catastrophia that'd be right?lol Catastrophia. Playing Joseph to some Mary who's pants are tamper-proof. Lusting after lady-parts then finding you're a poof. Bite into an onion ring and find it's really squid. Perform a task that no-one wants (and someone else just did) Buy the latest gadget for cooking in a trice then find within a fortnight it's half the bleedin price. Make yourself a monument to modern fecking man then find that what most women want is just a buck to breed a clan. I was never a soldier I was never a soldier. I was never brave. Others met the world with calm I'd just rant and rave. While heroes gazed horizonward took chances and took lovers I was busy cowering 'neeth my smelly sweat-soaked covers. Life seemed almost burdenless to those whose courage did not lack but time bore down upon my bones and broke my stupid back. Oh i was never a soldier I was never brave No doubt i'll still be trembling when they lay me in my grave. |
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One doesn't have to be soldier to hunt for haggis! Hi Jake, miss you!!
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