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jake_633 65M
8056 posts
2/28/2013 6:46 am

Last Read:
5/10/2014 5:47 pm

Twats r us


Twatus Americanus

If you can throw a wobbler
like an ignorant wee .
If you can stamp your feet
and ha'e a damn good greet.
If you can spout pure drivel
yet still believe you're clever.
You are a twat my
and what is more
You'll be a twat forever

jake_633 65M
9155 posts
3/1/2013 5:06 am

Lol he was a right-wing nutter (though i admire his excellent odes) i doubt we'd have much in common and i'm purty sure he'd think me a twat misty my mistress lol


Alienjohnxx 77M
129 posts
3/1/2013 12:47 pm

Jake, that's a gem!

Thank you.


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
3/2/2013 7:42 am

yer welcome and ta muchly Ali