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Blogs > jake_633 > woodlandcreatures

jake_633 65M
8056 posts
6/19/2012 5:45 am

Last Read:
7/2/2017 9:08 am
Yet another Geedot ditty.

I had to write a new Geedot poem cos the little feller got a sneak preview, curses to "Faceache"!!!!
'Ere it is anyhoo.

I bought you a cake for your burfday
Intended to send but fergot.
It sat in the fridge for a fortnight
And now i've just eaten the lot.

I bought you a snake for your burfday.
Intending to send it post haste
It sat in the fridge for a fortnight
and now it's adorning my waist.

I bought you a song for your burfday
Intending to send it quite soon
It sat in the fridge for a fortnight
and now if i sing it you'll swoon

I bought you a cake for your burfday
Intended to send but fergot
It sat in the fridge for a fortnight
And now i've just thrown up the lot.

jake_633 65M
9155 posts
6/19/2012 1:03 pm

 I was thinking if you kept a snake in a fridge fer two weeks it'd most certainly pop it's clogs (But it'd make a nice belt all the same)


Flibberdigibit 54F
3084 posts
6/20/2012 7:43 am

 a snake for bufday present? no thanks. I prefer deep fried mars bar


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
6/21/2012 5:50 am

 I am Jake the snake Flibbers. Would you not want me round yer waist?lol
Think big snakey hugs Sinny.lol
As if misty me mistress, you know fine well i am a quiet unassuming type o feller.lol Cry freedom and let loose the bloggy dawg.


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
6/21/2012 11:52 am

 I am all innocence and timidity as you well ken Al me pal.lol




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