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Blogs > jake_633 > woodlandcreatures

jake_633 65M
8055 posts
9/19/2010 9:08 am

Last Read:
8/3/2014 5:13 pm
Woe is me the modern man.

Woe is me the modern man.
Got false teeth and a spray-on tan.
I eat fois gras and expensive flan.
Drink cheap plonk from a metal can.
Got a bread-maker and an omelette pan.
Got a motorbike and a mini-van.
Got a personal trainer who's a heavy metal fan.
Got a life coach called Boabby Wan.
Got a little place fer Rory and a toilet just fer gran.
Oh woe is me the modern man

jake_633 65M
9155 posts
9/20/2010 8:47 am

 You reduced to bloggin again Al me pal?lol Life can be dreadfully dull sometimes huh?
Oh Misty me mistress us western fellahs have so much "stuff" whit in Gawds name do we have to moan aboot really?lol
Missin ma little Canooky sweetheart as usual you loverly wee wumman Ceeps.


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
9/21/2010 1:00 pm

 Ta moochly Vora me voluptuous Venus.
5 whole comments Al me pal, that's like 50 in blog years.lol


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
9/21/2010 3:42 pm

 And we just keep gettin better at it.lol




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