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Herbal T Haggis. During the war Churchill had a pet haggis called HerbalT. Haggis are highly intelligent although generally viscious tempered and don't really make good house pets.They can be taught a vocabulary of upwards of 100 words but once they learn the swear words that's pretty much all they use. Churchills haggis was awarded the Gertrude cross (equivalent to the Victoria cross but only awarded to domestic pets and cattle fer exceptional bravery.Though Saint Bob Geldoff was awarded one fer marrying Paula Yates but that was a simple "error of species" by the ministry of farming, Someone there was convinced Saint Bob was in fact a very large wombat. HerbalT received his Gertrude fer tackling an assassin who had managed to sneak into Churchills bunker and just as he was about to plunge a knife into the war leader Herbal leapt at the assassins groin and bit. Despite considerable buffeting and being stabbed in the buttockal area Herbals' jaws remained clamped.Even when the assassin yelped "Gott in himmel! Getten offen zee goosenflanger!" , he would not be shifted. Later when (his vocabulary had greatly improved) he was interviewed by a "journalist" fer the National enquirer Herbal said "I was having a lovely dream about HalleBerryTHaggis and the fecker stood on my tail. What you lookin at? You lookin at me? I don't see anyone else here! You lookin at me? I'll bite yer friggin bollix off yea American fecker!" Anyhoo. HerbalT had a fascinating life and i shall tell you more in later editions no doubt. Tata the noo. 
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3/28/2009 8:50 am |
A specially trained haggis was also sent to assassinate Hitler. Stealing his away across occupied Europe, wearing a false moustache and carrying false papers, he passed himself off as a bratwurst and was finally able to esconce himself under Hitler's desk. Just as he was poised to deliver the traditional groin bite, Stauffenberg's briefcase exploded. I blame Tom Cruise.
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3/28/2009 2:25 pm |
I think I found that squirrel. eclectech dot co dot uk/message.php?i=KEQ
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Next post is about Hitlers pet ferret Gow' me wee bro' lol Stay tooned to this station. I blame The dwarf Cruise fer pretty much everything bad in the world. That Steven T is always ready to get his pants out, Wahaaay!!! Though, blue Ys? Who'd a thunk he'd be so restrained huh?
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