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Blogs > jake_633 > woodlandcreatures

jake_633 65M
8056 posts
3/26/2009 7:55 am

Last Read:
9/17/2022 3:04 pm
Happy as a haddock with a hula hoop.
I have standard answers to standard questions.
How are you is always greeted with.
Happy as a box o fluffy ducks
Happy as a frog in a pond
Happy as a banana in a sundae
Happy as a in a paddock
Happy as a penguin in a fridge
Happy as a carrot in a donkeys bum.
Happy as a ........
Whatever comes to mind.
But never do i say-
I'm okay, could be better.
Life sucks
Not very well really
Lonely
Feck you and the you rode in on.
Why tell people what they don't need to and really don't want to know?
My favourite lately was
Happy as a seal at a disco
the person said "Are seals happy at discoes?"
and i said "I'm sure i read in a magazine about seals clubbing"
Silly and a bit cruel but i made myself laugh out loud.
Thank Gawd at least i find my jokes funny.
Well This ain't gonna win any blogs of the year prizes but i'm as happy as a bear on a bicycle and i just can't be bothered to engage my brain today.
gowerboy 55M

3/26/2009 11:21 am

 The carrot might be happy, but the donkey?


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
3/26/2009 12:58 pm

 Even happier Gow me wee bro' They're all a bit pervy you know.lol


Sherry329 68F

3/26/2009 5:32 pm

 It's fun to be silly once in a while,don't you think so?


FaceAche 39F
63 posts
3/26/2009 5:35 pm

 I'm happy today because I woke up 5 minutes before my clock went off and its the weekend tomorrow..
hello to you there thanks for visiting my blog and for the welcome
good to see you
hyasmine ^_^


hugebloke 70M

3/26/2009 11:56 pm

 I had a bird once(well loads of times actualy) called sunday, she was happy with a banana in, verrrrrrrry happy.

well im off to the cold place to get some haddock and chips


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
3/27/2009 5:39 am

 Lol Sherry baby my default setting is silly.
Yay fer the weekend.Hope yer gettin yer dancin and romancin pants on and goin oot on the toon missus Facey.
It's nice to find a birdy who really appreciates a good banana huh hugey?


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
3/27/2009 8:00 am

 Lol that is so cool Vora, next time i feel angsty i shall be able to say "i feel like a donkey with a carrot up it's arse" lol


Uniforever 59F

3/27/2009 10:04 am

 Happy as a pig in chow sh*t
A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.


mspollywallaroo 69F

3/27/2009 1:57 pm

 Happy as a meat cleaver in a butcher's hand....can I have my hula hoop back now?....lol


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
3/28/2009 6:01 am

 Chow shit?lol Small dawg pooh? Swoony me moony.
Dark as ever Al me pal lol.
Oh they always leave before the fun begins beautiful Beta.lol




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