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Blogs > jake_633 > woodlandcreatures

jake_633 65M
8056 posts
3/23/2009 6:50 am

Last Read:
7/2/2017 12:50 pm
A fishes tale.
SMALL FISH

When I first caught my sweetheart,
She was a guppy, an elver, a stickleback.
And being too small
I threw her back.
Now.
Now she's a rainbow trout,
A sexy salmon, a dish of a fish.
And I,
Moral-boned idiot,
I threw her back!
hugebloke 70M

3/23/2009 9:50 am

 you do carp on dont you

get off your moral perch

cod loves you


gowerboy 55M

3/23/2009 10:38 am

 Is this where I say "there's plenty more fish in the sea"?


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
3/23/2009 11:54 am

 I was clearly in a crabby mood when i wrote it huh Hugey m8?lol
Nah you'd never be that obvious Gow me wee bro' lol Who wants to sleep wid da fishys anyhoo huh?I'm championing "There's more crumpet in the bakery". What d'yer think?


hugebloke 70M

3/23/2009 1:05 pm
    Quoting jake_633:
    I was clearly in a crabby mood when i wrote it huh Hugey m8?lol
    Nah you'd never be that obvious Gow me wee bro' lol Who wants to sleep wid da fishys anyhoo huh?I'm championing "There's more crumpet in the bakery". What d'yer think?
well ive slept with a few old trouts


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
3/23/2009 1:29 pm

 I do lurve a dancing fishy Rosey lol


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
3/23/2009 2:03 pm

 and the occassional whale fer me Hugey lol


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
3/24/2009 5:07 am

 "Toss another shrimp on the barbie " has always struck me as a very incongruous colloquialism Misty me mistress.Dunno why that popped into my head but there yer go lol.




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