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Naming things I cannot remember names. Because of this i give everyone i meet a nick-name as a sort of aide-memoir. All the local squids have been re-christened by me.Mostly the nicknames stick and they are going through their lives with a silly monicker. This is occassionally unfortunate. Banana Jan (was an appropriate name for a little blonde girl).You can imagine what all the boys think it refers to now she's an 18 year old. Likewise fer sticky Nicky (who was tall and thin as a )Poor Scaley Caley (who was accident prone and always had scabby knees and elbows from falling off her bike or whatever).Lord knows what people make of her nick-name. There's Eariwig Erin and frog-faced Amy, Nicky-big ears,Snickers and on and on. I wonder if one day i'll be prosecuted fer -abuse. But the parents don't escape. There's my neighbour who is 6 foot 7 (you'd love him laydees .Enormously tall , slim and dark) i call him Long Tall Sally (but never to his face) His wife , who i gossip with endlessly and who knows everybodies business, i call her "the oracle. For years i lived next door to a woman called Charmagne (you'd think i could remember a name like that) I called her QE2 cause when she walked down the path away from you it was like watching a liner going oot to sea. (very big girl was Charmagne). Even as a i seemed to have been renaming people. I lived next door to a girl called Evelyn, i couldn't say Evelyn (i was only 3 or 4 at the time). Still to this day she is known to everyone as Yoyo. You might be thinking "How come you escaped the nick naming". Praise be to Rolf Harris.When i was a small boy he released a song called "Jake the peg" and from then on i was called Jake by my family and friends and now no-one even knows it's not my given name.(well obviously my parents do). Prior to the saintly Rolfs hit i was known as Jackie-duff Because my name is Jack and i was as a small boy shaped rather like a plum duff- round and squidgy. I could have gone through life as Jackie-duff (i still have an uncle who calls me Jackie, i never know who he's talking to- oh yeah , that's me). So i'd like you all to join me now in expressing a great big thank you to the saintly Rolf Harris. Without whom i'd have been a very different man. |
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3/22/2009 1:56 pm |
Can you tell what it is yet?
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Ahhh Lorry darlin', everything is okay when you're around. It's a boy!!! It's a boy!!!(Well it was once lol)
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What flavour of a jam were you Meddy missus?lol
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Foot flavoured?lol Pedis is foot-like in English.Not sure you meant that?lol
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You know very well that chickens aren't real meddy missus lol
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Lol Well give yerself a good pinch, i find that tends to remind me lol.
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