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Blogs > jake_633 > woodlandcreatures

jake_633 65M
8056 posts
2/15/2009 4:51 am

Last Read:
11/8/2011 4:48 pm
Eye test.

There's a mark on my brothers' fluggelhorn
where he's buffed it all these years,
yet he still has perfect eyesight
despite my fathers' fears.
I, who left my instrument to tarnish
unsullied by polish or varnish
Despite such careful neglect as that
Here i am.
Blind as a bat.

hugebloke 70M

2/15/2009 7:11 am

 but better looking than some birds, ha


gowerboy 55M

2/15/2009 7:50 am

 Varnish...now there's a thought....


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
2/15/2009 7:50 am

 He did make some strange noises with it Riny m8.
It's a close thing between me and the coot that lives doon oor street Hugey but i think i just about win.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
2/15/2009 8:26 am

 He buffed it with his hairy palms, Hamish lad?

Ya hen,
Morag
I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


duchessceri2 69F

2/15/2009 9:42 am

 I always thought that mark was there
because he hit you over the head with
it thus causing a blinding effect
(or something like that)


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
2/15/2009 4:15 pm

 Who needs viagra huh Gow me wee bro Bit o varnish and a couple o lollipop sticks and Jean's yer Aunty.
Oh no hairy hands fer him, His paws are surprisingly soft Morag hen.lol
Lol Only in his dreams could he hit me over the head with it Al me pal.


Uniforever 58F

2/15/2009 6:19 pm

 He buffed and varnished his fluggerhorn and you got blind My mind boggles reading this at silly o'clock
A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.


midnight_daisy 49F
2234 posts
2/16/2009 12:09 am

 If I lose a sense I want it to be taste. I'd be sooo skinny if food weren't so darn delicious. Plus, I could gross out all my friends by chowing on crazy concoctions and whatnot. Make of that what you will.

(I'm off to google fluggelhorn, now.)
Cheers!


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
2/16/2009 8:46 am

 I believe clothing is optional whilst buffing yer instrument misty me mistress, personally i like to dress up as a walrus and make an occassion of it.
You know silly o'clock is way past your bed-time you naughty girly swoony uni.
I shall make a small model of shakey Shakira mud-wrestling barmy Britney with it then daisy me darlin'. I hope you enjoy googling yer flugelhorn, as i shall enjoy thinking about that.




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