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rachieannelol
4/12/2008 8:00 am |
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurray" she said "stand in the corner"....she rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until i tell you" she said "pretend you're a statue" "What's this ?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh it's a statue" she replied "the Smiths bought one and i liked it so much i got one for us too". No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2am, the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here" he said to the statue, "have this, i stood like that for 2 days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing"..... Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly "I have something i must confess" "There's no need to" his wife replied. "No" he insisted, "i want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother". "I know i know" she replied, "now just rest and let the poison work". |
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4/12/2008 8:22 am |
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  Wishing you happiness Misty
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4/12/2008 8:39 am |
Double whammy, hopity hop.  Tone.
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4/12/2008 9:16 am |
love it  ,now hurry up and die you bastxxd hehehehecome and roll in the mud i wanna get dirty.
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 4/12/2008 10:03 am |
I like the poison solution 
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 4/12/2008 10:20 am |
poison sounds good for him
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4/12/2008 12:33 pm |
love it - another idea, just in case 
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4/13/2008 2:12 am |
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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4/13/2008 2:13 am |
Double whammy, hopity hop. Tone.
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4/13/2008 2:14 am |
love it ,now hurry up and die you bastxxd hehehehe
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4/13/2008 2:14 am |
I like the poison solution
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4/13/2008 2:15 am |
poison sounds good for him
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4/13/2008 2:16 am |
love it - another idea, just in case 
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5/4/2008 12:47 am |
way kool love your sence of hummer ,,, as for 51 dont believe it 31 top
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5/4/2008 2:33 am |
way kool love your sence of hummer ,,, as for 51 dont believe it 31 top  ..that photo was taken in spain a week ago...
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