4/8/2008 4:50 am
Last Read: 4/14/2008 2:33 am
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Love Lust & Marriage
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. There really is one.LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have. LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot? MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids. LOVE - When you share everything you own. LUST - When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE - When . . . Uh . . . what's a climax?
BEAUTIFULBUTGORGEOUS
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1049 posts 4/8/2008 5:42 am |
naughty yet funny. i like it.
anyway, i dont think you're beautiful but gorgeous, i think you're gorgeously beautiful.
take care.
i'll scratch your back...thats it.
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92 posts 4/8/2008 8:14 pm |
Quoting maverick595: naughty yet funny. i like it.
anyway, i dont think you're beautiful but gorgeous, i think you're gorgeously beautiful.
take care.
wow thanks so much Mave really wanna give u a kiss for bein so sweet ,,,mwah mwah mwah!
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804 posts 4/12/2008 5:22 am |
this is really good and you look soooooooooo good this morning as always .
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92 posts 4/14/2008 2:33 am |
Quoting ghost1955: this is really good and you look soooooooooo good this morning as always .
Hey were uve been? i miss u Ghost hmmm anyway really happy ur with me again ,,thanks ,,,mwah!
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