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Hats Off To The Barmiest
Whatsherface 5/12/2008 9:59 pm
She set a sartorial fashion statement in Sex and the City and became the It Girl for a long time. But that was in the past when her quirky fashion faux pas were viewed with impish delight and indulgent affection.

Now that SATC is no longer the phenomenon it was, her discordant sense of style is not as winning as before.

The media annihilated her latest foray into fashion fugue.

Ms Parker, this is not Ascot. I have not seen anything as ridiculous since Camilla Parker-Bowles sauntered out of church with the denuded feathers and nest of some probably-now-extinct- bird.

Her name was Sarah
She was an It Girl
With hollow flowers in her cap
And a dress blown out to there
She would malinger and do the fracas
And while she hang on to her star
Everyone just stayed afar

At the Gabra*, Gabracabana
The clueless spot north of Rodeo
At the Gabra, Gabracabana
Carrie and tacky were always off-fashion
At the Gabra ... she lost her mind

*Gabra means clueless

I rather like the woman and think she might be a genuinely nice person but someone really needs to knock some fashion sense into her.


In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
MunchkinMatron2
8754 posts 

5/13/2008 3:42 am

Oh my God, it's my Great-grandaunt's tacky floral arrangement!!!!

Too bad, though, since I like the color of her dress.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

Whatsherface
2044 posts 

5/13/2008 9:07 am

Yeah, it's actually quite a pretty dress. Then she had to put that failed ikebana atrocity on her head. And she looks so darn proud of it too. Egads.

In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.

royalpurple
1798 posts 

5/14/2008 12:43 am

Was it that bad?

i liked the color of her dress.
that was my wedding motif. lol


Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

Whatsherface
2044 posts 

5/14/2008 1:33 am

Girlfriend, if you have to ask that, I can see we need to have a talk ...

The dress is nice, it's the aviary on top of her head everyone is all a twitter over.

In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.

royalpurple
1798 posts 

5/14/2008 11:41 pm

    Quoting Whatsherface:
    Girlfriend, if you have to ask that, I can see we need to have a talk ...

    The dress is nice, it's the aviary on top of her head everyone is all a twitter over.
so you could knock some fashion sense into me too? lol

i kinda like that


Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

Whatsherface
2044 posts 

5/15/2008 6:08 am

You're one of those, are you?

Down, kinky girl ... so maybe if the hat was made of chains and whips for you then?

In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.

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