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Pissed Mary I might get banned for this but oh what the hey ... First in the writing challenge to myself. Pissed Mary How long more must I hold This ridiculous pose? She tried not to purse Her vermillion slicked lips Perhaps she should have chosen the nurse Instead of this shepherdess schtick But how was she to know the perverted preek Would choose such skimpy nothings In the middle of the sticks? There's a bee buzzing near I can surely hear It's coming right for me Probably in my poor exposed rear My bottom so crudely Revealed to the motley Crew of Japanese tourist Who paid the mad florist To organise a kinky little foray Into a nursery of rhymes in disarray Where little Bo Peep And Mary and her stupid sheep Posed as frozen icons For the flurry of gleeful Nikons They don't pay me enough for this I really need a piss Clocked time: 16 minutes  In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people. |
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 Feck, the poor dear needs an adult nappy, and quick. Bloody brill, chickie. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Now Mary, dear, I don't wish to sound mean, But you knew that I'd pose you in poses obscene, And with so may takes
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Thanks for the giggle and the visual image Home of the hammered hearts club
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Feck, the poor dear needs an adult nappy, and quick. Bloody brill, chickie.  In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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Now Mary, dear, I don't wish to sound mean, But you knew that I'd pose you in poses obscene, And with so may takes Is that my cue? To wee in your face So your acne to erase? In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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The final image of my favorite dancer. One finger up, and cursing us all As she abandons the stage forever. Cursing the manager, Fat and crude, Crash goes the door to the dressing room Grabbing her bag No changing he clothes She stormed from our lives forever. Sitting in smokey darkness Some luagh at her distress Some look to the other entertainers Singles flowing directionally. I sit and weep A dream of love shattered. My favorite stripper quit The stage at the "Mad Hatter"! In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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Thanks for the giggle and the visual imageIn the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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I wish I had read this before I saw my first ballet. Recently I attended a presentation of Swan Lake presented by a Russian Dance Group. If I had seen this photo before I left I am positive that the presentation would have made much more sense! Thanks for the laugh. They didn't have programmes? Usually, you can get a pretty good synopsis so you won't be totally lost. And if lost, just start remembering Top Secret's Swan Lake scene. You'll have a good time then. You're welcomed! In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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Note: Who knows how it happened.... but the last two lines of my limerick are now amongst the missing.... In its entirety it reads: Now Mary, dear, I don't wish to sound mean, But you knew that I'd pose you in poses obscene, And with so may takes There's no time for pee breaks, That's the price you must pay to be a porn queen....
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WHF, Her costume, the set, and her gloved hand, at that angle, looks like she is extending an offer of one finger. And she looks mad. So, stripper, pissed at the dj for not playin her song, tellin the manager to do like Mr Paycheck sang, and take this job and shove it. Just my first impressions from the image. Sorry, I am always looking for new challenges too. LOL I bow to your dominance, of course. LOL Have a great weekend. In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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Note: Who knows how it happened.... but the last two lines of my limerick are now amongst the missing.... In its entirety it reads: Now Mary, dear, I don't wish to sound mean, But you knew that I'd pose you in poses obscene, And with so may takes There's no time for pee breaks, That's the price you must pay to be a porn queen.... Another one with the stripper/porn queen thing ... must be a male thing. In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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Rather. In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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You are going to be burned at the stake!  Never thought of it this way but I guess after you set in one position for almost two thousand years you do need to look for a place to go.In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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You are going to be burned at the stake! Never thought of it this way but I guess after you set in one position for almost two thousand years you do need to look for a place to go.I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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