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Blogs > Whatsherface > WhatsTheBeef?

Whatsherface 52F
1956 posts
2/13/2008 12:13 am
Franklin Speaking ... Holy Tata 1!
I think Dolly Parton should have consulted Aretha Franklin before she ended up in bed for 6-8 weeks.

The woman has to be twice the size of Miz Parton and she's still mobile.

How this is achieved has been the source of much fervent discussion and study and scholars over at Holy Candy have finally found the mother lode.

It's all in the construction. It has been discovered that the Queen of Soul has devoted herself to the betterment of mankind. Casting aside her own musical career, Ms Franklin has allowed herself to be the cast for a new anti-gravity device. Higgs Bosom, I mean Boson, particle research has benefited from Her Highness' largess in lending her body to science.

I hereby post the results of the research. Please study the structural system carefully as the next post will give you the engineering low-down.

In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
unislost 58F

2/13/2008 1:47 am

 That is just gross.
Melt, flow, evaporate into the eternal sky


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
2/13/2008 5:55 am

 Dang but Arethat has put on some pudding since the last time i saw her. Musta discovered the delights of haggis i guess.


Whatsherface 52F
2044 posts
2/13/2008 10:52 am

 I actually don't think it's gross per say ... just larger than life. Waaaaaay larger ...

She's still a fab female to me though. I like people with talent.
In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.


Whatsherface 52F
2044 posts
2/13/2008 10:53 am
    Quoting jake_633:
    Dang but Arethat has put on some pudding since the last time i saw her. Musta discovered the delights of haggis i guess.
I haggis a guess that it's rolls of haggis under the dress too. Black pudding ... hmmm ...
In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.


Whatsherface 52F
2044 posts
5/11/2008 12:11 pm
    Quoting  :
Yeah ... RESPECT ... to the Queen!
In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.




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