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Whatsherface
2/13/2008 12:13 am |
I think Dolly Parton should have consulted Aretha Franklin before she ended up in bed for 6-8 weeks. The woman has to be twice the size of Miz Parton and she's still mobile. How this is achieved has been the source of much fervent discussion and study and scholars over at Holy Candy have finally found the mother lode. It's all in the construction. It has been discovered that the Queen of Soul has devoted herself to the betterment of mankind. Casting aside her own musical career, Ms Franklin has allowed herself to be the cast for a new anti-gravity device. Higgs Bosom, I mean Boson, particle research has benefited from Her Highness' largess in lending her body to science. I hereby post the results of the research. Please study the structural system carefully as the next post will give you the engineering low-down. In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people. |
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2/13/2008 1:47 am |
That is just gross. Melt, flow, evaporate into the eternal sky 
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2/13/2008 5:55 am |
Dang but Arethat has put on some pudding since the last time i saw her. Musta discovered the delights of haggis i guess.
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2/13/2008 10:52 am |
That is just gross. She's still a fab female to me though. I like people with talent. In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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2/13/2008 10:53 am |
Dang but Arethat has put on some pudding since the last time i saw her. Musta discovered the delights of haggis i guess. In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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 5/11/2008 10:42 am |
You people have amazing minds. How did you know that my next choice for President, after Dolly Parton, was Aretha Franklin? Black and female all rolled into one package. Would take care of the whole problem in one fell swoop...or election. And she can sing...Lordy, Mercy, can that woman sing!
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5/11/2008 12:11 pm |
You people have amazing minds. How did you know that my next choice for President, after Dolly Parton, was Aretha Franklin? Black and female all rolled into one package. Would take care of the whole problem in one fell swoop...or election. And she can sing...Lordy, Mercy, can that woman sing! In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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