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Whatsherface
2/12/2008 7:46 pm |
Remember when I wrote about Miz Parton and made all those jokes about her headlights in Helloooo Dolly? Well, I feel kinda bad now as the poor burdened warbler has had to cancel her North American tour and is now condemned to 6-8 weeks' of bed rest. Reason? Bad back. Reason for bad back? Blame the tits. Crushed by this twin set-back, Miz Parton still retains enough humour to announce, "Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems." She apparently named each - "shock" and "awe" respectively and has been known to remark, "I don't know if I'm supporting them or they're supporting me." Gotta love the woman. Brassy balls, good humour, head screwed on the right way and no bs. Hope she gets back to her bouncy self again soon. In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people. |
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 2/12/2008 11:52 pm |
Hey I can relate to her problems. Unfortunately, or fortunately I must have been standing right at the front of the line when God gave b o o b i e s out. Sadly, my daughter must have been standing with Munchkin  Yes I have been blessed with a nice pair of rather large boulders. They have been shading my feet all my life hence they didn't grow very much. Actually I thought she had a reduction but maybe I am wrong. Anyway, poor Dolly and her bad back. Likewise to her getting back to her BOUNCY self.
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2/13/2008 11:49 am |
Hey I can relate to her problems. Unfortunately, or fortunately I must have been standing right at the front of the line when God gave b o o b i e s out. Sadly, my daughter must have been standing with Munchkin Yes I have been blessed with a nice pair of rather large boulders. They have been shading my feet all my life hence they didn't grow very much. Actually I thought she had a reduction but maybe I am wrong. Anyway, poor Dolly and her bad back. Likewise to her getting back to her BOUNCY self.  Sorry ...It's like my youngest aunt and I. There's only 12 years between us so when I started developing at 12, she got very upset as I was bigger in bra size than her. She went & complained to me mum and baldly asked her what the hell she had been feeding me. And why everyone had boobs except her. My mum got exasperated and told her that by the time it got to her, there was none left to give. But after a 12-year' interval, the genes kicked in again.  Psst, MM is the only girl I think. Wonder what happened there? *Runs for cover*In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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2/13/2008 5:53 pm |
Psst, MM is the only girl I think. Wonder what happened there? *Runs for cover Ahhh huh, you better run fast... I think I can hear her screaming your name from here <<< Calmly walks out of blogs and watches as MunchkinMatron goes wooshing by, rushing in to cast her spell on anyone with bigger boobs than her
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2/13/2008 10:43 pm |
Heh heh, I think she missed this post. Phew! In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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2/13/2008 11:31 pm |
I will not dignify these comments except to say one thing-- "I am never gonna sag." *runs out of this blog as fast as my wee little legs can carry me* I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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2/13/2008 11:40 pm |
I will not dignify these comments except to say one thing-- "I am never gonna sag." *runs out of this blog as fast as my wee little legs can carry me*  Doesn't bother to chase even though long legs will catch up with wee ones easily ... *continues eating B&J ice cream with blueberry shortbread cookies*In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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2/13/2008 11:58 pm |
B & J ice cream sounds like it should be eaten with Dick Sticks. (Ya got Cherry Garcia or Chunky Monkey?) I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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2/14/2008 12:10 am |
Fossil Fuel and Turtle Soup ... for some reason they did not have Chunky Monkey at the local markt. In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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2/14/2008 11:54 am |
 looks down at boobies  ...picks up phone, dials Cosmetic Surgeon  HELLLLLLLLLLP!!!! I don't want saggy boobies   Whew, appointment made and doing Happy Dance singing; "What ya gonna do with those short legs, bad girl, bad girl, What ya gonna do, bad girl" Doesn't have B&J Ice cream or Chunky Monkey   Dips Choccie covered Dick Sticks in whatsherface's when she isn't looking 
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2/14/2008 9:06 pm |
looks down at boobies ...picks up phone, dials Cosmetic Surgeon HELLLLLLLLLLP!!!! I don't want saggy boobies Whew, appointment made and doing Happy Dance singing; "What ya gonna do with those short legs, bad girl, bad girl, What ya gonna do, bad girl" Doesn't have B&J Ice cream or Chunky Monkey Dips Choccie covered Dick Sticks in whatsherface's when she isn't looking For a mo, I thought you were getting kinky on my arse by saying you wanted to get your Dick Stick in me ... *Wipes sweat off as put away cue cards to inform FancyF that I like her but I'm not swinging that way ...* Er, since I am so hugely relieved, I'll share my B&J with you. In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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 5/11/2008 10:34 am |
You folks touched unwittingly on why I think we Americans should vote for Dolly as President instead of Mrs. Clinton... --- A. -- If we want a woman president, why not Dolly?...She's a woman. B. -- She probably doesn't have the taint to the name that I'd expect on the Clinton name. C. -- She was born a country girl, so she probably has some good sense. D. -- (or D-Cup)...It could give an all-new meaning to the "Oval Office". E. -- (or larger)...She has at least one point in her favor...(or perhaps I should say at least two points in her favor)...The other people around the Office would probably actually pay attention to her.  --- Hope I didn't get too far off the track here.
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5/11/2008 12:15 pm |
You folks touched unwittingly on why I think we Americans should vote for Dolly as President instead of Mrs. Clinton... --- A. -- If we want a woman president, why not Dolly?...She's a woman. B. -- She probably doesn't have the taint to the name that I'd expect on the Clinton name. C. -- She was born a country girl, so she probably has some good sense. D. -- (or D-Cup)...It could give an all-new meaning to the "Oval Office". E. -- (or larger)...She has at least one point in her favor...(or perhaps I should say at least two points in her favor)...The other people around the Office would probably actually pay attention to her. --- Hope I didn't get too far off the track here. Brilliant. In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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