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Whatsherface
1/24/2008 5:44 am |
I spotted this at dlisted today. Apparently, it is now de classe to call someone a lesbian, lesbo or dyke. The new PC term is gayelle. Why? Because the gayelles say so. Here's what they apparently sent to dlisted: By choosing gayelle, the feminine factors in “the equation of who is gay and who is not” can reassert their interest in the word gay, as well as, assert a displeasure for the word lesbian. More importantly, however, to choose gayelle over lesbian, would demonstrate a form of action that, most assuredly, would be helpful in restoring the rightful dignity that belongs to the mothers, daughters, sisters, and friends, who have been victims of hatemongering and or a poorly-conceived joke, and or, a lack of sensitivity. Gayelle is the logical and reasonable alternative, in that, it contains the words gay and elle (the French pronoun for “she”). Gayelle is a word that has relevance to our time, and it’s easy to say, as in the gay-gayelle community. Unlike the capitalized form of Lesbian, which is defined “a native or inhabitant of Lesbos,” and “of or pertaining to Lesbos;” gayelle and the capitalized form Gayelle, in essence, have the same meaning. The choice is yours. Be hip and sapphic-chic with your preference for gayelle. Define this decade of the 21st-century with a new word and a new outlook. Go gayelle! Yes, go Gayelles! *Passes pom poms over* Miss G, can I point out a few things please? 1. Gayelle sounds like a drag queen from Texas. 2. You need to do more research as one of the dlisted readers pointed out, ga·yelle [ ga yél ] (plural ga·yelles) noun Caribbean Definition: 1. cockfighting arena: an arena used for cockfighting 2. stick-fighting ring: a ring used for stick-fighting Rather cocked up, is that not? And rather false advertising too as I assume you are not fond of cocks. 3. Gayelle was the name of the lady who liked to stand under the lamp post three blocks away. I don't think she's a gayelle though as she seemed to have a lot of gentlemen friends who were always real kind and gave her rides home. Sometimes more than 5 times a night! 4. Why pick a French word? Why not Gaypo as po is woman in Chinese? Or Gaydonna for an Italian flava? I can even hear your anthem now ... Gaydonna donna donna ... has a ring to it eh? In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people. |
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1/24/2008 6:24 am |
Maybe they did choose the Caribbean gayelle in honor of the strap on. (Did you hear that Ellen de Generes drowned? She was found face down on Ricki Lake.) I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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 1/24/2008 9:11 am |
I like the Gaydonna ... err, what am I saying? the word Gaydonna 
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1/24/2008 9:52 am |
Maybe they did choose the Caribbean gayelle in honor of the strap on. (Did you hear that Ellen de Generes drowned? She was found face down on Ricki Lake.) In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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1/24/2008 9:54 am |
I like the Gaydonna ... err, what am I saying? the word Gaydonna In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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5/11/2008 10:09 am |
I don't care for the term "gayelle". Sounds like the Texas drawl version of "Gail". "Gayette" would probably sound better. --- If they get away with this gayelle business, what's it gonna do to us crossdressers? Will female cd's next be called "Dresselle" ? Which sounds like some sort of classic German touring car. 
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5/11/2008 12:17 pm |
You're a cross dresser? Crosselle? Sounds French to me. In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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5/11/2008 3:14 pm |
Crosselle does sort of sound French...maybe a French version of a raisin Danish?
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5/11/2008 9:48 pm |
Frenchified Danish ... oh the humiliation ... the horror ... the humanity ... In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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5/14/2008 3:26 pm |
Don't let yer hopes be dashed, yet. Maybe a crosselle is a French word for a kiddie ride at a carnival. 
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5/14/2008 3:39 pm |
Where they will get cross-eyed after the ride?  In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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5/15/2008 4:00 am |
Well...actually...when I was a kiddie, I liked to stay offa the dang thangs so I wouldn't frow up. (Hated the ferris wheel too). ---Maybe a crosselle is a hybrid of a gazelle and a GOK. (God Only Knows). 
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5/15/2008 6:06 am |
I loved the rides - roller coasters, the Hammer, the Viking ... anything that was gets your airborne and has some element of speed. Cross eyed gazelle knocked up by a GOK ... sounds like an episode from Animal Planet. In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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