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slcpunkett79 44F
611 posts
2/2/2008 12:58 pm
Victoria all up in my Secrets...

Okay so I went shopping.. OOOOoooo

ALERT the post.

BTW I hate shopping but I figured it was HIGH time for some new fun,slinky and for the most part uncomfortable lacy doo-hickys...

So I went out and braved the masses of azzsess and looked and looked.....

30 minutes later still looking ...

Finally picked out a few fancy dillys to make me feel pretty. I don't know if my dyslexia is acting up or something but I grabbed the 6 instead of the 9 and for all the women out there you know how those 3 daymn numbers make all the difference in the world!! First of all I should've known there was going to be some trouble when it took me 8 minutes to try and just figure out how to put the daymn things on


OH MY SWEET GOODNESS
Mary Joseph and all three of the wisemen....

There is are some places fabric of any sort just shouldn't go... least of all trimmed in lace!!! There is just places it shouldn't be allowed to go and the threat of it ever going there should be punishable by Death according to law or at least a hefty damn fine for my pain and dang suffering!! OH and I mean PAIN AND SUFFERING in every sense of the damn word!
I was victimized by my own ka'chonis I think I'm going to need therapy now. As I sit here and type this I know I'll never ever be the same laxa-daisy freeloving girl I was yesterday morning. It's changed me.. I'm a tainted woman

DAMAGED GOODS!!!!!!

I'm going to walk funny for a week....



When you can't beat em' with anything else beat em' with kindness


HAVEFUNGIRL 56F
19 posts
2/2/2008 3:35 pm

maybe your should have taking me,i love to go shopping.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
2/2/2008 7:20 pm

There's a reason why they call them things bum floss. And to get that floss elsewhere forward, yeeeeeeeowch.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


slcpunkett79 44F

2/4/2008 5:20 am

Havefun Girl u know you what your probably right especially since you actually like to shop maybe could've offered some constructive input lol maybe next time! Ari lol I hope he loves it when he sees it if he ever sees it.. I'm scared of those things right now I'm afraid I might suffer a flashback if I even glance at them again
Munchkinmatron I agree with you wholeheartedly especially on the yeeeeeeeowch tramatic indeed... Beta I bought black, punky pink, lavender and stripes.. maroon and beige.. matching topies and bottoms


When you can't beat em' with anything else beat em' with kindness


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
2/6/2008 6:02 am

Lost yer virginity to a pair o undergroovers? I wanna see piccies of you (and the boys) in yer doohickies but then i am just a typical man sometimes.lol


slcpunkett79 44F

2/6/2008 10:15 am

Jake.. if I didn't know better I'd say you were flirtin with me..... !!! Piccys of me in my unmentionables (( well mentionables in this post)) but I'm a wee bity confused ((the boys???)) I don't think I have anything on my body I would consider a masculine feature.. so pleeease elaborate.. the anticipation is killing me...

until then kissys all over your head


When you can't beat em' with anything else beat em' with kindness


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
2/6/2008 12:29 pm

lol sorry just another lame reference to the baldy blokes.Kissys on yer loverly lobes.


slcpunkett79 44F

2/6/2008 12:45 pm

You like those (these) blokes don't you Jakey Poo.... well they are kind of fond of you too

Kissys all over yer head


When you can't beat em' with anything else beat em' with kindness