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pawzzzz
(REED C)
55M
240 posts
1/1/2008 10:12 am

Last Read:
1/1/2008 3:29 pm

A Cure For Limpness

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five pounds you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five pounds, grabs the hairspray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five pounds. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five pounds."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."

Pawzzzz


universallylost 47F
4636 posts
1/1/2008 12:57 pm

Is that the oldies unpatented version of viagra

Melt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky


bluejeans_baby
(Annie )
47F
360 posts
1/1/2008 1:32 pm

rofl good one

just things that run through annie's little mind