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Blogs > pawzzzz > Pleasures Of Joy By Pawzzzz

pawzzzz
(REED C) 55M
240 posts
12/25/2007 8:28 am

Last Read:
12/26/2007 12:03 pm
Nursing Home Smokers
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it
started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,
put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: 'What's that?'
Lady 2: 'A condom.'
Lady 1: 'Where'd you get it?'
Lady 2: 'You can get them at any drugstore.'
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at
her kind of strangely (she is, after all, in her 80s), but politely asks
what brand she prefers.

'Doesn't matter,' she replies, 'as long as it fits a Camel.'

The druggist fainted

Pawzzzz


bluejeans_baby
(Annie ) 47F
360 posts
12/25/2007 9:11 am
ok started my day with a laugh
just things that run through annie's little mind


toneboney 74M
8711 posts
12/25/2007 9:18 am

 What a good way to spend Christmas...
Thanks for the larf.
Tone.


universallylost 47F
4636 posts
12/25/2007 11:15 am

 Lucky she had scissors that fit.
Melt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky




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