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pawzzzz
(REED C)
55M
240 posts
12/11/2007 5:25 pm

Last Read:
12/12/2007 5:35 pm

Mom Knows.....

Mrs. Jerkins comes to visit her Anthony for dinner...who lives with a female roommate Vikki...
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mama:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama, which read:

Dear :

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Mama.

Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your Mother

Pawzzzz


bellezia 49F
28470 posts
12/11/2007 6:06 pm

lol correct

the most beautiful view
is the one I share with you


bluejeans_baby
(Annie )
47F
360 posts
12/11/2007 6:11 pm



just things that run through annie's little mind