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5/29/2008 10:49 am |
I like to lighten the mood and trhow in a joke from time to time so here goes. A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genital, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle." just things that run through annie's little mind 
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5/29/2008 12:36 pm |
  )It's Pantomine time 'Oh no it's not' FF Pantomine:
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5/29/2008 1:38 pm |
Oh...I get it Standplatz und liefert
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 5/29/2008 5:45 pm |
OMG, must not have been in the USA or both of them would get arrested.. him for paying and HER for taking payment. $100 for a minute? WOW, that is a LOT an hour she is making. I have not been in a bar in years and years, but if women are making that kind of money, seems a lot of men would be looking for a wife with that high of a paying job. .wowowoow. OK, dear, it was a wonderful joke and I enjoyed it very much.. I did not at all see that end cumming and so it got me. It was realllly great. Here by the sea.
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5/29/2008 7:15 pm |
OMG that must be a crazy girl there straight from the heart 
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5/30/2008 5:57 pm |
A man walks into a bar, with a head under his arm. He sits down and places the head on the stool next to him. He orders two shots of Whiskey, one for him and one for his friend the head. The bartender is somewhat perplexed. They down the shots and suddenly the head grows a torso! Another round the head shouts! The bartender, truly amazed, pours another round. Down go the shots and BAM! The head grows two arms! ANOTHER ROUND BARTENDER! the head demands. The bartender is all but freaking out, but pours yet another round. Down goes the shots and Bam! The head grows two legs! Unfreakin believable! Says the bartender. By this time the head and his friend are pretty drunk. The bartender realizing this says to the guy and his friend that perhaps they have had enough. I'll tell you when I have had enough, the head says rather abruptly. ANOTHER ROUND! He demands. So the bartender pours them another round and down the drinks go and BAM! The head disappears in a puff of smoke! Stunned the friend looks at the bartender and asks WTF? The bartender just shrugs his shoulders and says..."He should have quit while he was ahead!". lmao Standplatz und liefert
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5/30/2008 8:48 pm |
 Thanks for brightening up an otherwise rough day Annie... you too cbrstrks2008... 2 good laughs on a sad day helps.
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6/2/2008 4:53 pm |
Thanks for brightening up an otherwise rough day Annie... you too cbrstrks2008... 2 good laughs on a sad day helps. Bill Standplatz und liefert
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6/23/2008 2:12 pm |
the joke was ok dont care for gators jokes my ass is always getting bite by them lately lol
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