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7/25/2008 9:28 am |
A few more of those red neck jokes hope you enjoy The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People." You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean. Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!" Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. just things that run through annie's little mind 
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7/25/2008 10:26 am |
Hahaha....I love it!! 
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8/1/2008 10:46 am |
Annie, Love the redneck jokes...keep'em flowing. As the son of Italian immigrants I dig the Genitalia Airlines. Here's one for you: Caesar He dang has a heart attack every time he Caesar!
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8/4/2008 6:51 am |
Kinda explains a scene from Midnight Cowboy only with he laughs
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 8/4/2008 6:39 pm |
I might be a hillbilly.. because thats my pickup.. LOL And I have only owned her 17 years.. hee hee But right now she is a her all time high.. wallmart gas don't come cheap. "Life is a Journey, not a destination" "So Enjoy the Ride"
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