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CIA , james bond, KGB, the triads, and ill have no 69 So I guess im banned from coming to America, for calling bush a wanker, no doubt the C I A spies who monitor the internet have made their report, perhaps theres even a hit squad on the way here now. But after reading one of hoppys blogs it seems that every body agrees with me, Well im not going to say anything about the Russians cos they stick a big lump of radioactive stuff in your gob, and you go bald and die, perhaps theve done it already. So today im going to get banned from England, what the feck is that fat bloke leader of ours on about, he’s a right stupid Pratt. First he watched a plane crash at Heathrow, and then he got on one and went to china, what’s he fecking mad, who would get on one of those things after you see one crash. Perhaps he thought after all the shit that’s going on in England he thought he’d be better off dead. Pssssst want to buy the bank account details of all the people in england. Now he went to china, to get a load of dosh from the Chinese , and he has ended up giving them 50 million to pay for cleaning up their sweat shops. What the feck is he doing, the Chinese have so much dosh they don’t know what to do with it. Now with him, went that Richard Branson bloke, I used to love him, what a man. He sorted out the complete night out, first you went to a virgin gig, met a gal, went on a virgin train home, drank some virgin vodka, put on a mates condom, and then the bloke had to start virgin brides, what’s he on. So now me im one of them blokes who supports a winning team, well apart from Norwich city, so ive changed my mind I don’t want a red head any more, its got to be a Chinese gal. I mean I love their food especially no 69, on the menu ok I know after you have had one, in half a hour you want another, but that’s ok. But knowing my luck, ill get one with a big brother, well just a bit bigger than mutely, who is a triad member. |
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Ohhkkaay, now I remember that joke about No. 69 in the menu and the virgin couple on their honeymoon night. You know that one? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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 have you taken your medication today Melt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky 
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1/19/2008 7:24 am |
Ohhkkaay, now I remember that joke about No. 69 in the menu and the virgin couple on their honeymoon night. You know that one?
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1/19/2008 7:27 am |
One word....Ritalin! LOL!!!
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1/19/2008 7:32 am |
One word....Ritalin! LOL!!!
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1/19/2008 7:35 am |
have you taken your medication today
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always hungry for a no.69  okay my hormones make me randy,its the bodies way have saying cmon gal you need to get to pregnant before this egg disintergrates forever.Lucky hubbie hahahahaha,trouble is i could be aggresive whilst enjoying my no.69  the name of the pilot is mr coward lol i cant stand the fat pratt either,wondering what they are going to announce on monday about the ROCK. N o doubt its going to annoy me. my son is having mates around tonight for a party,i must hide my alcohol keep troublesome sweetness hehehehe come and roll in the mud i wanna get dirty.
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A young Chinese waiter who worked for the town's Chinese restaurant finally married his childhood sweetheart. On their honeymoon night, being both virgins, they looked at each other shyly while in bed. Groom: What you want to do, heya? Bride, shyly: I don't know--whatever you want to do, hao. Groom: No no--we try whatever you want to try. Bride, turning very pink: OK, I wanna try Numba 69. Groom, scratching head: You want beef with brocceri?? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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