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They don't dance front to front... I've heard from several women that dancing front to front (at bars, clubs, etc.) is too intimate and guys may get the wrong impression if they do that. On the other hand, I'm flat out tired of back to front dancing. Sure, I'm a fan of a nice rear-end and/or back in general, but it gets old. I like putting my lips right next to her ear (which I can do in either position) and either whispering or just brushing my lips against it, but I like doing that better front to front because then I can see her facial expression more easily. Maybe I'm griping about nothing (more than possible)...but all I want is a lil front to front. I promise I won't read anything into it unless you're being blatantly obvious that you like me as more than just someone to dance on for a few half-hours. 
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10/1/2007 8:41 pm |
Dancing is da debil.
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Check out this joke:  (Hope it doesn't get banned)A "modern" Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks, "We realize it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together." "Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately." "So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?" "No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam." " Well, okay," says the man, "What about s*x? Can we finally have s*x?" "Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allah'u'Akbar! S*x is OK within marriage, to have children!" "What about different positions?" asks the man. "Allah'u'Akbar! No problem," says the Mullah. "Woman on top?" the man asks. "Sure," says the Mullah. "Allah'u'Akbar. Go for it!" "Doggy style?" "Sure! Allah'u'Akbar!" "On the kitchen table?" "Yes, yes! Allah'u'Akbar!" "Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?" "You may indeed. Allah'u'Akbar!" "Can we do it standing up?" "No." says the Mullah." "Why not?" asks the man. "Because that could lead to dancing." I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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10/2/2007 12:19 am |
I don't know if it'll get banned, but if it's based on truth (which I don't think the 4 wives part is...pretty sure they're monogamistic) then it's truthfully funny  ...pretty sure they're monogamists...
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Actually, Muslims ARE allowed up to 4 wives. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Oh to be young and not just dementedly happy that any wumman would want to be seen in public with me, let alone dancing.lol Dang i feel so oldddddddddddd.lol Welcome to the bloggyverse m8.
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just wanted to say hi and welcome to blogsville if you worry, you didnt pray, if you pray dont worry Eimee 
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10/2/2007 2:49 pm |
Thanks for the welcomes.
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