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Yeah, YOU!!! Pull over to the side of the Blog margin. From the looks of your Blog, and judging from the comments you've posted at other Blogs: we've good reason to suspect you're operating under the influence. In the name of FF's (for lack of a better term) "standards," and for the safety of your fellow Bloggers: DO NOT RESIST. If you choose to comply with this order: you MIGHT just be able to avoid a trip down to the STATION. |
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2/3/2008 3:31 am |
No, no, no, Liz I resist My heating has packed up and I need an outing. Please take me to the FF warm station I beg you please, please   Melt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky 
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 2/3/2008 3:57 am |
  (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•smile and be happy always
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2/3/2008 4:19 am |
No, no, no, Liz I resist My heating has packed up and I need an outing. Please take me to the FF warm station I beg you please, please I've seen your kind before  Heating just packed-up and moved away, huh? Likely story You are hereby ordered to comply with....Hey, just one minute now. Was that a I saw? That's a MAJOR FELONY round these parts, missy. Pack it in move to the rear of the vehicle, you degenerate (*...cuffs the felon universallylost and lets her ride in back with the K-9...*)
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2/3/2008 4:33 am |
 too, young lady!!! Does the name "BELLE" ring a bell?Sobriety test unnecessary for YOU, missy You've had a warrant out for posting lewd & lacivious lip close-up pics against department regulations. YOU CAN JUST TELL US ALL THE NAME OF YOUR SECRET  FF CRUSH & YOU'RE FREE TO GO (*...duka-woman strikes again...*)
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2/3/2008 4:43 am |
Look here, lil missy. I'm a hardened cop--seen it all. Been workin' this ghetto beat for 15 years. I've seen your kind before Heating just packed-up and moved away, huh? Likely story You are hereby ordered to comply with....Hey, just one minute now. Was that a I saw? That's a MAJOR FELONY round these parts, missy. Pack it in move to the rear of the vehicle, you degenerate (*...cuffs the felon universallylost and lets her ride in back with the K-9...*) is so cute as for those fluffy cuffs Well really Liz mmmmmmmmmm words fail meMelt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky
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2/3/2008 5:47 am |
No matter what the charge... I'm Guilty... you can arrest me anytime.   Tone.  
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 2/3/2008 8:22 am |
I swear I have done nothing 
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2/3/2008 8:25 am |
I'm bribing the judge, ha! I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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2/3/2008 10:12 am |
No matter what the charge... I'm Guilty... you can arrest me anytime. Tone. maybe a little ....police brutality???
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2/3/2008 11:19 am |
ummm Tone...were you hoping for Uni's fuzzy cuffs too? maybe a little ....police brutality???  Tone. ps. reply and we'll have a chat here between us... Them Girlies are always chatting amongst themselves in my blog.. lol 
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2/3/2008 12:20 pm |
So sorry...can't stop...no brakes! LOL!!!
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2/3/2008 4:22 pm |
I just can't beleive you just said that!!!! Tone. ps. reply and we'll have a chat here between us... Them Girlies are always chatting amongst themselves in my blog.. lol just figured you'd give them an hour or two to stop
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2/3/2008 5:02 pm |
Hey Liz! Lee
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2/3/2008 10:36 pm |
Of course I'm guilty--no brainer! I have my own customed-made handcuffs.  If you can't convince them, confuse them!
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2/3/2008 11:18 pm |
Hmmm...where's the station and who's currently in it? I'll take some of that. *holds out her hands to be stationaried.... Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari 
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2/3/2008 11:58 pm |
sorry Tone, I wasn't taking sides.... just figured you'd give them an hour or two to stop I was reading something else into it. It's my twisted mind. Hey this is fun chatting on someone else's blog.  Tone.
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2/4/2008 12:29 am |
WELL IF IT ISN'T "BELLEZIA." We understand you got yourself an ALIAS too, young lady!!! Does the name "BELLE" ring a bell?Sobriety test unnecessary for YOU, missy You've had a warrant out for posting lewd & lacivious lip close-up pics against department regulations. YOU CAN JUST TELL US ALL THE NAME OF YOUR SECRET FF CRUSH & YOU'RE FREE TO GO (*...duka-woman strikes again...*)  (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•smile and be happy always
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2/4/2008 12:48 am |
No matter what the charge... I'm Guilty... you can arrest me anytime. Tone. 
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2/4/2008 4:58 am |
lol OHL, I was reading something else into it. It's my twisted mind. Hey this is fun chatting on someone else's blog. Tone. I would have had to follow you for awhile!!!
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2/4/2008 5:47 am |
hi Tone...I have to tell you...If I was a motorcycle officer... I would have had to follow you for awhile!!! Tone.
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2/4/2008 8:09 am |
LOL. I agree... I think I would follow my self as well... Tone. with my antiquated 'cruisers'.....she'd be a slow 'putt' around town
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2/4/2008 9:00 am |
oldhoglover & toneboney - Will you 2 get a Cell already!!! Perfection Isn't Sexy
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2/4/2008 9:29 am |
hmmm.....she was on a 'sport' bike...and they are..ummm...'fast', with my antiquated 'cruisers'.....she'd be a slow 'putt' around town The slower the better I think.! Tone.
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2/4/2008 5:01 pm |
I'm drinking $100 scotch as I read this. How can I afford $100 scotch on social security, you ask? It's a matter of priorities -- even figuring in fines and suffering police brutality at the hands of sadistic but comely redheads. Officer -- May I call you officer? What beautiful hair you have officer. Could you tighten those handcuffs a little more? Anslatetra istha, Iendfra inderfa -- Elvish for Translate this, friend finder
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2/4/2008 7:03 pm |
blogging whilst under the influence of endorphins maybe.... can anyone say chocoooooooooooooooooooolate!....Come and catch me copper!!! Michelle 
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2/4/2008 10:06 pm |
I'll race you to the station, Liz! The only thing we have to fear is FEAR itself~~FD. Roosevelt 
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2/5/2008 2:00 am |
not only duka but sick  (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•smile and be happy always
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2/5/2008 2:36 pm |
oldhoglover & toneboney - Will you 2 get a Cell already!!!
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2/12/2008 9:30 pm |
Check out the Hidden Meaning !!!! Kurt
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2/12/2008 10:13 pm |
Sweetie - You haven't been about for a couple of days.. And it might not seem like it, but I do worry.. So get your tail feathers back here. Or I'm going to buy a ticket and find you.. *Tight Hugs* Perfection Isn't Sexy
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2/13/2008 4:47 pm |
ZAP... I hope it hurts.... 
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2/14/2008 8:51 am |
another cyber cop welcome to the force and Happy Valentine's don't worry I have got your back
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2/14/2008 10:33 am |
Happy Valentines Day Come back soon.. Miss you, My friend Perfection Isn't Sexy
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2/18/2008 4:00 am |
ZAP... I hope it hurts.... error correction....... ZAP... I hope this doesn't hurt...
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2/26/2008 6:59 pm |
MUAAAAH!,,i just love my lips 2day lol and thought to spread kisses have a great day LIzzie take care and hope all is well HUGS! if you worry, you didnt pray, if you pray dont worry Eimee 
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