Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
| Blogs > MunchkinMatron2 > Not Necessarily The News |
|
Name That Sinulator!! You know the drill, people–input the word Sinulator into your favorite search engine and discover, in the words of Jasmine in Aladdin, a whole new world. (We now pause for a commercial break for Marmite on the Mountaintop with gowerboy as spokesperson while you all surf for the Sinulator. I do hope some of you will still remember to get back to this blog after you've placed your orders--and yes--I mean YOU, fancypanties) Check out the Gazette's article about this latest wave in “teledildonics” (that word makes me snicker) where they feature an artist's rendition of the very item in question. The darn thing looks like something you'd find in a videogame arcade, or a car dashboard, and I wouldn't be surprised if they finally bundle a 40 inch flat screen TV to go along with the package, for all you webcam enthusiasts out there. But what really cracks me up about the whole thing is this, as described by Regina Lynn in Wired: ”Here's how it works. Your Sinulator package includes the transmitter, a vibrat0r and a receiver. You download the application from (the Sinulator site). During installation, you connect the transmitter to a USB port. (If you use Windows XP, make sure to read the installation note in the user guide and save yourself some frustration.) When you're all installed and have the running, you attach your toy to the wireless receiver and switch it on. Finally, you go to (the Sinulator site) and choose a name for your toy. After that, anyone who knows your toy's name can set your toy a-buzzin' using the Sinulator control panel. Neither of you has to register or divulge any personal information -- not even an e-mail address.” I repeat, you have to choose a name for your toy. So here we go, let's get creative-- Buzz Lightyear, anyone? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho instead of Oh God in the throes of passion. |
|||
|
Scotty Melt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky 
| ||
2/1/2008 3:20 am |
G-whizz ?  " anyone who knows your toy's name can set your toy a-buzzin' Neither of you has to register or divulge any personal " In keeping with the custom of Valentines being anonymous to keep you guessing I suppose....?
| ||
|
Dumbledore T ...... Trembling Terrance Shakey Jakey.
| ||
2/1/2008 7:23 am |
How could you ignore the Interactive Fleshlight? I think I just found that new hobby you were talking about.
| ||
|
Scotty I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
| ||
|
Whose, though? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
| ||
|
G-whizz ? " anyone who knows your toy's name can set your toy a-buzzin' Neither of you has to register or divulge any personal " In keeping with the custom of Valentines being anonymous to keep you guessing I suppose....? Planning a lot of G whizzing, aintcha? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
| ||
|
Wait, you'll name your toy Judy Blume? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
| ||
|
Dumbledore T ...... Trembling Terrance Shakey Jakey. Ya hen, Morag I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
| ||
|
How could you ignore the Interactive Fleshlight? I think I just found that new hobby you were talking about. So, what would you name your toy? I have some ideas about what you might come up with, but they all involve either marmite, or Chuck Norris' beard. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
| ||
|
I'm vowed to name my next pet "Frodo." Which would backfire in this particular case, methinks. Cheers! 
| ||
|
I'm vowed to name my next pet "Frodo." Which would backfire in this particular case, methinks. Frodo, huh? You're right--short, stubby and hairy would, indeed, backfire. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
| ||
|
Now THAT'S catchy. (But wait, no DryersheetDiva or something of the sort?) I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
| ||
2/1/2008 9:45 am |
I haven't gotten over the Rabbit yet. So, what would you name your toy? I have some ideas about what you might come up with, but they all involve either marmite, or Chuck Norris' beard. The merchandising opportunities are endless (so to speak).
| ||
2/1/2008 12:22 pm |
Woah this is like mastermind tonight! I now know what a monotreme is! Look up electroreception in wikipedia to follow on. (bows fervently)  I've never seen a Funk & Wagnalls, but I bet it ain't in there! P.
| ||
2/1/2008 12:26 pm |
Good Lord... Laughing.. Have a Lovely Weekend!! *hugs* . ...to much drama and I'm gone
| ||
|
My little pokey (Do they have "my little ponies" in the eastern provinces of greater Scotland?)
| ||
2/1/2008 4:50 pm |
hi, just new in here! 
| ||
|
Er ... Remote ComeTroll? In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
| ||
|
My Little Monotreme, of course. The merchandising opportunities are endless (so to speak). I'll send the 200-page Royalty Agreement for your leisurely perusal. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
| ||
|
Woah this is like mastermind tonight! I now know what a monotreme is! Look up electroreception in wikipedia to follow on. (bows fervently) I've never seen a Funk & Wagnalls, but I bet it ain't in there! P. I dub thee Zapmeister. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
| ||
2/1/2008 10:22 pm |
My little pokey (Do they have "my little ponies" in the eastern provinces of greater Scotland?) Is that the upgrade version for women who prefer their men to be hung like a .... ?  Only been out five minutes and already there's an upgrade!! Typical
| ||
|
Good Lord... Laughing.. Have a Lovely Weekend!! *hugs* Hugs, have a great week! I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
| ||
|
My little pokey (Do they have "my little ponies" in the eastern provinces of greater Scotland?) Ya hen, Morag I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
| ||
|
Ring-a-ding-a-ling?? In vibramode???? (Can actually imagine someone getting surged while on the Sinulator, ack) I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
|
×
×