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MunchkinMatron2 56F
9387 posts
12/7/2007 6:37 am
Bleh


I have the sniffles. I have achy joints. I've got one whopper of a flu, and I have a migraine so bad it's like being in an AC/DC concert with me inside the speakers (though some people would give an arm and a leg to be in them). I've had so much chicken soup I can practically swim in it and use the carrots as flotation devices. I've used up so much kleenex Al Gore is about to come visit me and talk to me about global warming. I sound like George Burns on helium. I feel 85.

Dangit, I look 85. Bleh.

I think I got this from Jake. Note to self---beware of kilt-wearing, belisha-beacon-flashing, bike-riding, large scotsmen in flourescent pantaloons bearing haggis. How he got through the building guard I will never know, but the poor bloke's still got a dazed look in his eyes.

Off now to drown my sorrows in ginger tea.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


universallylost 47F
4636 posts
12/7/2007 7:08 am

Get well soon. Hugs second thoughts no hugs I don;t want the flu.

Melt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky


potterspal 64F

12/7/2007 7:22 am

How awful - hope that you get over it soon. Loads of vitamin C helps the system (I find it does anyway).


uneek5552 69F

12/7/2007 7:41 am

hope you feel better get lots of rest


duchessa_ 113F

12/7/2007 10:07 am

I dinna gave it to ye Missus but I ken who did...actually, I think it's from staring at that Belishabeacon. Anyways, hope you get over the flu quickly! I shall email you some chicken soup. Just don't spill it when you open it.....((((((hugs))))))Chessa

I'm just a face...it will cost you diamonds to see the rest ......


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
12/7/2007 11:14 am

You know us fellers can't bare to be miserable alone. I've trained my germys to be hot-seeking so it's yer own fault fer being so hot. How could they miss you?
Get yer furry pants on and perch yerself in front of the telly box i'll take care o the housework (you know how much i enjoy that)


SeekingGigi
(Areyou Joking)
82M

12/7/2007 11:39 am

Maintain hydration is the only medical advice I can remember. If I knew how to operate the bling composer, I would send you a reasonable facsimile of some gatorade.

Anslatetra istha, Iendfra inderfa -- Elvish for Translate this, friend finder


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:05 pm

    Quoting universallylost:
    Get well soon. Hugs second thoughts no hugs I don;t want the flu.
Denk you. *honk* I wave to you from afar, feebly.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:06 pm

    Quoting Mistytraveller:
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pooooooooooooooooooooor you..... Here have some man sized kleenex I stole from Jake.... Not even thinking of hugging you....except from afar...

    will ship you crates of ginger ale though...and hope you get better very very soon
Thank goodness and thank you for the man sized kleenex, Misty! Was starting to get desperate enough to contemplate using the comforters round here. Are we humans supposed to drip this much?

*kerchoo*

Denks fo dwoppin by.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:09 pm

    Quoting potterspal:
    How awful - hope that you get over it soon. Loads of vitamin C helps the system (I find it does anyway).
I hope so too---I couldn't keep anything down the whole day yesterday. So much so that a very good friend of mine on a diet (she gained some pounds while on a trip) was seriously contemplating coming by to get infected so she'd start barfing, too.

I got weird (but very wonderful) friends, I tell you.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:09 pm

    Quoting uneek5552:
    hope you feel better get lots of rest
Thanks so much, uneek! Good to see you here.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:11 pm

    Quoting  :

Heya D! Thanks for the tip, hubby will pass by the health store and grab me a bottle of it. I tried echinacea, but it wasn't enough. Never knew about zinc, tho---always did associate it with sunblock, LOL!

Big hugs back--hope lilbritches is better!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:13 pm

    Quoting urnumber:
    Hope you are better soon!! I must say it doesn't seem to have affected your sense of humor though.
    The way you described your misery made me laugh,(sorry)but it did.

    ur#
I always did say, every time I had the sniffles (and sounding like George Burns on helium) that I ought to be grateful I didn't run a phone s_x line--otherwise I'd be bankrupt in a week. Who'd want to hear George Burns' falsetto going, "hi hot stuff" on the other end of the line? Thanks for dropping by, glad I made you laugh.



I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:14 pm

    Quoting  :

It isn't too late yet! Quick, send me one asap---I'll start looking for customs people I can bribe to let it through on the double!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:17 pm

    Quoting  :

Hiya Flo--hubby's been wonderful. He's kept the boys out of the bedroom and took care of them while I was limp as a dishrag that's been wrung out a dozen times over. Thank goodness for hubby.

I got my flu shots too, but a strain definitely got through---it's weird, no fever, but achy joints all over and me throwing up everything I eat. Bleh.

Thanks for dropping by!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:19 pm

    Quoting duchessa_:
    I dinna gave it to ye Missus but I ken who did...actually, I think it's from staring at that Belishabeacon. Anyways, hope you get over the flu quickly! I shall email you some chicken soup. Just don't spill it when you open it.....((((((hugs))))))Chessa
I still got stars in me eyes looking at them flourescent pantaloons on the 8 x 10, Chessa. The sunglasses dinnae help, och.

Thanks for the chicken soup---but wait, didn't Jake says chickens aren't real?? So what did you put in it??

Hugs, am already rambling, roflmao!!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:21 pm

    Quoting  :

I've quarantined myself so the boys won't get it, hopefully---because next week is exam week aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! Talk about lousy timing. Hubby's been tending to me, and I've been watching The Producers over and over---Gary Beach in a gown that makes him look like the Chrysler Building always makes me crack up. Which is a good thing.

Thanks for dropping by, tf!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:23 pm

    Quoting jake_633:
    You know us fellers can't bare to be miserable alone. I've trained my germys to be hot-seeking so it's yer own fault fer being so hot. How could they miss you?
    Get yer furry pants on and perch yerself in front of the telly box i'll take care o the housework (you know how much i enjoy that)
Och, laddie, yae in a frilly apron. Tis makin me heart beat faster. Yae ken yae can hear it go dubbadubbadubbadubbadubbadubbadubbadubbadubbadubbadubba?

*Swoon*

Ya sick hen,
Morag

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:24 pm

    Quoting  :

Awwww, thanks.

(Nice dress ya got there, Gracie. Though you oughta ditch the cowboy hat)



I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:27 pm

    Quoting  :

With the size of my konk, I was telling eyz this dripping cold of mine could be well named The Great Deluge, ack.

Hand me the champagne, maybe the bubblies will clear the congestion, lol!

Hugs, from waaaaaaaaaaaaay afar, and hope to see you in the Clean Room soon too---been missing ya!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:28 pm

    Quoting SeekingGigi:
    Maintain hydration is the only medical advice I can remember. If I knew how to operate the bling composer, I would send you a reasonable facsimile of some gatorade.
Thanks, Pater. I've got Gatorade here in all flavors. Though Andrew keeps trying to filch the grape one.

Send reasonable facsimile asap.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:30 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks, Alec. The barley sounds good. Been having arroz caldo lately (chicken with rice) so I'm ready for something new.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 6:32 pm

    Quoting  :

If Jake moons me while doing housework, I don't think I'd survive it in my weakened condition, Pilgrim Dan.

To quote Penelope Pitstop--Haaaaaaaayeeeeelp, haaaaayeeeeeelp!!!!!

Ma "HonkinKonk" Barker

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/7/2007 7:20 pm

    Quoting  :

Hiya aski! Now you got me thinking of pasta puttanesca, when you mentioned tomatoes and garlic. When I'm all better and can start chopping and slicing and cooking again, I just might make that.

Hubby's spoiling me---got me some pannetone from this fave deli of mine, and hopefully I don't chuck it all out again, ack.

Thanks for dropping by!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/8/2007 5:12 pm

    Quoting Poetdancer_:
    Ohhh poor Munchkin ... lemme kiss it better

    I know what migraine is like my missy gets it sometimes, and then the whole household has to be quiet ... you could hear a needle drop

    Keep eating the chicken soup and rest a lot ... your body will be grateful to you

    Put lots of onions and garlic in your soup. and Ginger tea really soothes the throat

    Get well soon
Thanks for the nice kissy, Maxine. You and the mistress both look great in that piccy, btw.

(Hope I don't pass the bug I have to you guys, tho, like Jake seemed to have done to me)

Have a great weekend!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 56F
13333 posts
12/8/2007 6:05 pm

    Quoting  :

Note to self: avoid the bacon bits, which have sharp edges.

Thanks for dropping by, Clarry! Paul's been waiting on me hand and foot, actually. I think I'd like being sick for another two weeks or so.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.