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The Mommy Wish List I've been a mom for 9 years to two wonderful, rambunctious, active, inquisitive boys now, and I tell ya, it's been one heck of an adventure, as any parent knows. Much as I would love to think my boys are perfect (what parent doesn't?), there are still some things I wish would happen: 1. I wish my 5 year old didn't take such pleasure in picking his nose in public and examining the results of his effort, THEN showing it off to everyone. 2. I wish my boys weren't so honest and polite whenever we have company for dinner--- “Excuse me, I just farted!” “Excuse me, I did too!” 3. I wish my boys didn't ask awkward questions while in a crowded place, for all to hear-- “Mommy, look at that graffiti on the wall---what's f*ck??” 4. I wish my eldest didn't ask me questions in public that make me look dumb--- “Which has a bigger landmass, Mommy---the Philippines or France?” And when I tell him we'll just check the answers later--- “But Mommy, you're a lawyer, you should know EVERYTHING!” (Boy, is he gonna be in for a let down) So, to all the moms out there, I'd like to share with you my own mantra---maybe if enough of us say it often enough, it just MIGHT come true... “I wish nagging burned calories. I wish nagging burned calories. I wish nagging burned calories.” What's on your wish list? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho instead of Oh God in the throes of passion. |
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Pilgrim Dan, I know---they grow up so fast---sometimes I wish life had a pause button. Thanks so much for dropping by!  Ma Barker  I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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How come if a calorie is a unit o heat do i still get fat from eating cold haggis Morag hen?
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Kids---they'd wrap you round their wee pinkies if they could, and how little they know how easy they could do that to us...just that we're trying so hard not to show it. Good to see ya, kel. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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How come if a calorie is a unit o heat do i still get fat from eating cold haggis Morag hen? Ya hen, Morag I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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LOL guess ya can't say penis here, my comment was deleted  A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature To stop speech when words become superfluous. ~ by Ingrid Bergman ~
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8/30/2007 6:51 pm |
hi munch this is sooooo nice it really put a smile on my face these are real question that kids love to ask and about the fart I almost fell from my seat great posting thanks for dropping by my blog and lots of love to you and your family don't worry  I have got your back
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LOL guess ya can't say penis here, my comment was deleted  Oh, the wonders of ff LOL I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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8/31/2007 12:16 pm |
That was Halariousssss Munchkin! Gawd not being a mom myself but just an Aunt has it's rewards...LMBO! I wish laughing burned calories cause I just used 1000 ....after reading this blog! [/COLOR Jan
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Hiya fancy! ( reposted this because I quoted myself roflmao---I am such a dork) I am already dreading the coming teenage years, what with eyz' and sparks' stories with their own teenagers. I think I'd be a nervous wreck once puberty hits LOL. Hugsssssss to ya! So glad to see you on here. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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hi munch this is sooooo nice it really put a smile on my face these are real question that kids love to ask and about the fart I almost fell from my seat great posting thanks for dropping by my blog and lots of love to you and your family Good to see you, Mac. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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That was Halariousssss Munchkin! Gawd not being a mom myself but just an Aunt has it's rewards...LMBO! I wish laughing burned calories cause I just used 1000 ....after reading this blog! And yep, now I'm wishing laughter would take care of the double choccy fudge ice cream I had last night, lol! I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Laughing here...my middle son was always saying stuff...that wanted to make me crawl under a table an hide. My middle boy, was forever saying things life, "Mother, that man has no hair on his head." Of course the Dr. we were seeing just laughed and said no one ever called him a baldy, so cute before...The next 10 minutes I blushed in the corner... I could go on, and on...but it would take up your blog......Just wait til they are older...and they start telling stories about you, at a family gathering... ..but then, I give my kids plenty of ammunition...Wee Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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The only thing that makes all these bearable is knowing that when they turn teenagers, it's payback time--our turn to be an embarrassment to them. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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