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Pick Up Lines From Cartoons One night, a very good girlfriend called me up, giggling hysterically because her hubby, after watching the cartoon Kim Possible with their , had quipped at her, "Hi...you're Kim Possible, I'm Ron Stoppable. Wanna see my naked molerat?" So here I am again, thinking (always a hazard in my case)--if you were in a cartoon convention, these pick up lines might come in handy: "Wanna see what's up, doc?" - Bugs Bunny "I bet I can make your krabby patties sizzle." -Spongebob Squarepants "Want me to take you to infinity and beyond?" -Buzz Lightyear "I've got this really special tentacle." - Squidward Tentacles "I can make these stars come off just for you." - Wonder Woman "I say, I say, wanna choke a chicken?" - Foghorn Leghorn  I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho instead of Oh God in the throes of passion. |
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8/28/2007 7:57 am |
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Munch...now I will be thinking about this all day... Wee... Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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8/28/2007 11:42 am |
You are just too funny!!!
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"Ello my leetle scented petal wanna make a stink wiv me?" Pepe le Peu.
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I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Munch...now I will be thinking about this all day... Wee... Oooohhhhh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea..... I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Hiya Pilgrim Dan, "Oh my little pee-gee-on, at last I have found you!" Ma Barker I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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You are just too funny!!! Lovely of you to say so.  I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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"Ello my leetle scented petal wanna make a stink wiv me?" Pepe le Peu. If that cat could talk, wonder what she'd say? "M'sieur le Skoonk, don't you dare spray on me!" I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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I had a couple cross my mind, but they're just too lewd to type out here!  Thanks for dropping by, noone. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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8/29/2007 6:44 am |
Hey Munch thanks for dropping by nice posting, it had a sense of humor to my day thanks for sharing and lots of love don't worry  I have got your back
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Hey Munch thanks for dropping by nice posting, it had a sense of humor to my day thanks for sharing and lots of love  Thanks for dropping by, too! I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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He's definitely got wood. Goes with the peck...um, dang it, I better stop. LMAO I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Gonna trade your cowboy hat in, huh? I knew it LMAO I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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*starts looking for size 12 ballet shoes on eeeebay* I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Sssshhh---am giving you free advertising on here---who knows which hot chick is reading this? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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8/30/2007 11:49 am |
Hi, I speak a number of cheese dialects. Want to hear me say something in Limburger? Ren (or Stimpy)...but certainly not the walrus.
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Yebedee-yedebee, th-th-that's all folks! I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Hi, I speak a number of cheese dialects. Want to hear me say something in Limburger? Ren (or Stimpy)...but certainly not the walrus. (To the tune of Andy Williams' Speak Softly Love from The Godfather) Stink softly love and hold me warm against your heart I smell your breath the tender trembling moments start Good to see you back, gow. We missed ye, lad. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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