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Seen On A Sign In Manila  

7/22/2009 7:41 am
Oh-kaaaaaay, I know it's supposed to read as "Handy Job" considering the periods on both sides of the letter "d," but well...

...did they REALLY have to put THAT icon of a closed fist with a thumb sticking up right there, too? I mean, talk about an inadvertently APT illustration of the sign in question.

(still cracking up)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
Stardust1962
35 posts 

7/22/2009 11:43 am

lmao .. I am so in the wrong buisness .........lmao

Hugsssss
Stardust

q8enigma
451 posts 

7/22/2009 12:33 pm

I notice on the right they are offering up to a 50% discount! The illustrations there don't look like auto repairs to me..... no I read this literally ..... and they are automated ....and in the comfort of a salon.... and it looks so classy!

Maybe they have a Father's Day special .... I'm sure hubby would be thrilled.

Munchkin, I think you are definately on to something here. Could you ask if they are interested in franchising?

AL

BreakingOphelia
747 posts 

7/22/2009 1:30 pm

In the Midwest we have "Kum and Go" gas station/convenience stores.. When I first seen the sign.. (I can't repeat what I said in mixed company ) .. *censored* I thought it was a rest stop for truckers & Lot Lizards..silly me..

I wonder if.. han.d.job is their Manila sister company? By stock NOW! Take the blue pill, Munchkin and 6oz of baby oil & 6 ft of cling wrap and you'll be perky in the morning.


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MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/23/2009 3:23 am

    Quoting Stardust1962:
    lmao .. I am so in the wrong buisness .........lmao

    Hugsssss
    Stardust

I still think we can make money off dryersheet fetishes, you know.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/23/2009 3:27 am

    Quoting q8enigma:
    I notice on the right they are offering up to a 50% discount! The illustrations there don't look like auto repairs to me..... no I read this literally ..... and they are automated ....and in the comfort of a salon.... and it looks so classy!

    Maybe they have a Father's Day special .... I'm sure hubby would be thrilled.

    Munchkin, I think you are definately on to something here. Could you ask if they are interested in franchising?

    AL
50-50 venture capital for us both, enigma?

I wonder what their staff uniforms are like?

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/23/2009 3:31 am

    Quoting BreakingOphelia:
    In the Midwest we have "Kum and Go" gas station/convenience stores.. When I first seen the sign.. (I can't repeat what I said in mixed company ) .. *censored* I thought it was a rest stop for truckers & Lot Lizards..silly me..

    I wonder if.. han.d.job is their Manila sister company? By stock NOW! Take the blue pill, Munchkin and 6oz of baby oil & 6 ft of cling wrap and you'll be perky in the morning.

OMG at Kum and Go! You're right, might be a HanD Job sister company!

A good friend of mine from San Francisco was telling me about the Sofa King outlets he'd seen around. Cracked him up like anything.

*takes the blue pill and gets the baby oil and the cling wrap from Cat*

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

_Poetdancer_
5900 posts 

7/23/2009 4:07 am

ROFLOL

Missed the hand at first till you mentioned it was that in Phil or Thai?


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Tex8can
2034 posts

7/23/2009 4:46 am

Kind of made me wonder if they give good lube jobs too

I wonder if they could fix my stick shift It seems to be slipping in and out of the slot when I am driving it home

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vora-79-19
1226 posts 

7/23/2009 5:33 am

Ha
That's quite a handy building..downstairs you fix your car and up yourself it seems.
What APT means?

q8enigma
451 posts 

7/23/2009 6:16 am

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    50-50 venture capital for us both, enigma?

    I wonder what their staff uniforms are like?
That sounds like a great deal Munchkin - count me in.

Staff Uniforms mmmmmm maybe something in a nice fashionable cling wrap.

AL

BreakingOphelia
747 posts 

7/23/2009 7:25 am

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    OMG at Kum and Go! You're right, might be a HanD Job sister company!

    A good friend of mine from San Francisco was telling me about the Sofa King outlets he'd seen around. Cracked him up like anything.

    *takes the blue pill and gets the baby oil and the cling wrap from Cat*
Sofa King outlets are all over the place. I seen the one in San Fran when I was the May - June, it's huge. He's one for your friend..
Read this out loud 10x's and fast - "I am so wee Todd did. I am so Sofa King wee Todd did."

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?"

The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!
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MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/23/2009 8:53 am

    Quoting _Poetdancer_:
    ROFLOL

    Missed the hand at first till you mentioned it was that in Phil or Thai?

It's right here in Manila, Renee--in fact, it's just a couple of streets away from my place.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/23/2009 8:54 am

    Quoting Tex8can:
    Kind of made me wonder if they give good lube jobs too

    I wonder if they could fix my stick shift It seems to be slipping in and out of the slot when I am driving it home


Thank God I wasn't drinking anything when I read THIS comment, Steve, good grief!

I sound like a loon here, cracking up all by myself, LOL!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/23/2009 8:56 am

    Quoting vora-79-19:
    Ha
    That's quite a handy building..downstairs you fix your car and up yourself it seems.
    What APT means?
Apt is another word for "fitting," Vora.

I wonder if they charge by the hour, too.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/23/2009 8:56 am

    Quoting q8enigma:
    That sounds like a great deal Munchkin - count me in.

    Staff Uniforms mmmmmm maybe something in a nice fashionable cling wrap.

    AL
And bath mitts, Al. You know, for, erm, added friction.

*snork*

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/23/2009 8:57 am

    Quoting BreakingOphelia:
    Sofa King outlets are all over the place. I seen the one in San Fran when I was the May - June, it's huge. He's one for your friend..
    Read this out loud 10x's and fast - "I am so wee Todd did. I am so Sofa King wee Todd did."

    A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?"

    The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
OMG, Cat, LOL!

Sofa King Good! LMAO!!!!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

q8enigma
451 posts 

7/23/2009 10:13 am

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    And bath mitts, Al. You know, for, erm, added friction.

    *snork*
O U C H

But could be an idea for the special S&M Han.d.job frachises.

Al

Tex8can
2034 posts

7/23/2009 1:57 pm

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:


    Thank God I wasn't drinking anything when I read THIS comment, Steve, good grief!

    I sound like a loon here, cracking up all by myself, LOL!
I did give you fair warning ~ mini mom ~

Muuuhhhhh haaaaaaaa HHHHaaaaaa .. a much better evil.. Dr. Evil laugh.. Aka Austin Powers

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Ouuuuu did you know that you can click on the conformation number (helps reduce abuse) and a very sexy sounding lady will read it to you (audio) .. I just now found this out humm I wonder if she is married

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designerfar08
531 posts 

7/23/2009 8:06 pm

an icon of a closed fist with a thumb up???? hindi eh

in my interpretation its a closed fist not with a thumb up but a fist holding firmly a stick ! you know me... always clean ang head !!! but why is the stick so payat nman ..yoko yannnn

farahdise

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/24/2009 1:08 am

    Quoting q8enigma:
    O U C H

    But could be an idea for the special S&M Han.d.job frachises.

    Al
Gee, we haven't even started yet but we're already spinning off the business, Al.



I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/24/2009 1:14 am

    Quoting Tex8can:
    I did give you fair warning ~ mini mom ~

    Muuuhhhhh haaaaaaaa HHHHaaaaaa .. a much better evil.. Dr. Evil laugh.. Aka Austin Powers

    FYI .. I have irrefutable proof that a computer monitor can survive a coffee bath That Daphne got me soooooo good one morning not that long ago, right after I had taken a big gulp

    Ouuuuu did you know that you can click on the conformation number (helps reduce abuse) and a very sexy sounding lady will read it to you (audio) .. I just now found this out humm I wonder if she is married
Funniest incident I ever had was chatting to this guy while he had his cam on, giving him moral support and advice on his recent divorce. He read what I wrote, kept nodding his head at my encouragement, and then typed, "God, you are SO tight," when what he meant to type was, "God, you are SO right."

We both gaped at what he typed--then I just HOWLED with laughter while he went pink all the way to his bald noggin! Full five minutes, I swear--I was just cracking up while he couldn't even lift his head up to look at my cam, LOL!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/24/2009 1:15 am

    Quoting designerfar08:
    an icon of a closed fist with a thumb up???? hindi eh

    in my interpretation its a closed fist not with a thumb up but a fist holding firmly a stick ! you know me... always clean ang head !!! but why is the stick so payat nman ..yoko yannnn
Haven't you heard, it's not the size of the stick, it's in how you use it?

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

q8enigma
451 posts 

7/24/2009 4:33 am

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    Gee, we haven't even started yet but we're already spinning off the business, Al.


When you get on to a good thing Munchkin, stick to it ..... this could be bigger than Ben Hur ..... we have to cater for all tastes .....

Suggested slogan for the Han.d.job franchises "Everyone needs a helping hand!"

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/24/2009 6:09 am

    Quoting q8enigma:
    When you get on to a good thing Munchkin, stick to it ..... this could be bigger than Ben Hur ..... we have to cater for all tastes .....

    Suggested slogan for the Han.d.job franchises "Everyone needs a helping hand!"
I was thinking more of, "Get a Grip!"



I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

agag_00_back
2190 posts 

7/24/2009 7:43 am

The profile of a thumb should not be painted like that. Hmmm, really doubt what the person was daydreaming when doing that handy design.

4ever_fun
2893 posts 

7/24/2009 9:21 am

Yikes what you do not see when you come into MM's blog!

Michelle

sens_4_always
1189 posts 

7/24/2009 11:23 am

ummmm....

WOW... LOL

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beyond the planet mars,
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beta34
12304 posts

7/24/2009 12:16 pm

things this woman has eyes for

DirtyDingusMagee
530 posts

7/24/2009 4:32 pm

Better have ya rubber booties on when ya go in that place I tell ya.

DDM

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/24/2009 6:36 pm

    Quoting agag_00_back:
    The profile of a thumb should not be painted like that. Hmmm, really doubt what the person was daydreaming when doing that handy design.
I shudder to think of what he was thinking of when he thought of that store name too, Agnes. Ack!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/24/2009 6:37 pm

    Quoting 4ever_fun:
    Yikes what you do not see when you come into MM's blog!
It's all for the purpose of educating the greater masses in bloggyville, Chelle! Honest!



I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/24/2009 6:38 pm

Want a franchise?

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/24/2009 6:39 pm

    Quoting beta34:
    things this woman has eyes for

Actually, hubby saw it first.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/24/2009 6:41 pm

    Quoting DirtyDingusMagee:
    Better have ya rubber booties on when ya go in that place I tell ya.

    DDM

Speaking from experience, J?

(Would run if I didn't have these rubber booties on, dangit!)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

Spitfire71
11327 posts 

7/26/2009 12:41 pm

be interesting to see their flyer

thanks for reading and as per Dave Allen "May your God go with you"

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

7/27/2009 2:50 am

    Quoting Spitfire71:
    be interesting to see their flyer
Or their company give-aways!



I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

gardencitygirl
4565 posts

8/1/2009 2:22 am

oh sure it was so apt Ana...
who knows maybe they do/perform both LOL

hey you are quick with your camera..
i like this... come on over to my place for a car plate signage when you have time hehehe

we been there New Jersey, Delaware, Virginia, Alabama, Louisiana, Tennessee, Pennsylvania and New York Ros & Jimy

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

8/1/2009 3:58 am

    Quoting gardencitygirl:
    oh sure it was so apt Ana...
    who knows maybe they do/perform both LOL

    hey you are quick with your camera..
    i like this... come on over to my place for a car plate signage when you have time hehehe
OMG, I wonder what car plate signages you have in your neighborhood, Ros?

*imagination in overdrive now*

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

gardencitygirl
4565 posts

8/1/2009 7:23 am

not my neighbourhood...i got it by chance down under...

see ya real soon

we been there New Jersey, Delaware, Virginia, Alabama, Louisiana, Tennessee, Pennsylvania and New York Ros & Jimy

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

8/1/2009 9:12 am

    Quoting gardencitygirl:
    not my neighbourhood...i got it by chance down under...

    see ya real soon
Hope to see you in Singapore next year, Ros!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

sweet_sauce
29 posts

10/28/2009 1:05 am

hi

love life!

MunchkinMatron2
13274 posts 

11/20/2009 2:16 am

Hullo

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