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MunchkinMatron2 55F
9387 posts
4/1/2009 7:17 am
OK, (Deep Breath) Here It Is -- My Bikini Pic

Well, I never said I was going to be IN it, did I?

Happy April Fools' Day, everyone! Off to the beaches of Boracay on Friday, and yes, will be wearing that itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow floral Billabong bikini!

And nope, no pics of THAT on here, ever.


I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


freespirit121956 67M

4/1/2009 7:48 am

Happy April Fools Day to U² ---------

"Steve said WHAT!"


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 9:32 am



I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 9:33 am

And to you too, Steve. I lend you my hair gel as well.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


gowerboy 55M

4/1/2009 9:33 am

Instant Munchkin.

Just add water.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 9:55 am

    Quoting bribook:
    I'm still freezing over here, and quite bitter about it.

    So, yeah, you go ahead and have your fun in the sun. Take a leisurely stroll down the strand at Boracay in your itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, riding-up-your-crack bikini.

    Now excuse me. I have to go put on another layer and some ear muffs before I go out.

    ~ B.
I'll be thinking of you putting your earmuffs on while I'm taking a leisurely stroll, soaking up the warm rays of the sun, working on my tan, feeling the talcum-fine white sand on my toes while sipping a tall, cool drink in Boracay.

(And FYI, bikini fits juuuuust right, too)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


toneboney 74M
8711 posts
4/1/2009 1:31 pm

I had two nurses and an oxygen mask on standby...
I only needed the two nurses...


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 3:49 pm

    Quoting gowerboy:
    Instant Munchkin.

    Just add water.
Hang on, what are you doing with that water can??

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


Alienjohnxx 77M
129 posts
4/1/2009 3:50 pm


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 3:51 pm

    Quoting  :

OMG, let me get Brad Pitt to give you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, Boom!

Happy April Fools' Day back!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 3:52 pm

    Quoting  :

I noticed people who love yellow are usually happy and upbeat, Boom. Me, I love red, personally, but yellow seemed so perfect for summer.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 3:57 pm

    Quoting  :

Packing a huge tube SPF 70 sunblock, beta. Enough to coat me 10 times over all over.

Boracay supposedly got its name from borac which meant "cotton," probably because the sand here is talcum fine and very white. It was named 7th best beach in the world by CNN. I'd love to put up a pic here of it if I knew how to right in my post. Inept techie me.

Lots of images if you googly it, though.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 3:58 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks, Sing! I usually don't pick yellow for my daily wear, but I love it combined with black and white, two of my other fave colors apart from red.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 3:59 pm

    Quoting  :

I'll post a pic when I get back from the beach, Les.

Drat, wish it would warm up where you guys are, too.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 4:00 pm

    Quoting toneboney:
    I had two nurses and an oxygen mask on standby...
    I only needed the two nurses...
*stealthily replaces the oxygen with helium just in case, and waits for Tone to start sounding like Alvin the Chipmunk*



I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 4:02 pm

    Quoting  :

Perfect opportunity to shoot pictures of me wearing barely nothing chasing after two hyperactive boys, yep.

What the heck am I thinking???

Have a great week, Pilgrim Dan!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 4:05 pm

    Quoting  :

Considering the size of my babies I think jasmine flowers might be sufficient cover, Nat.

Oh wow--it's April and snowing practically everywhere else in the world.

Hugs tight, miss you!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 4:07 pm

Aw, ta for the applause, John.

Are you whistling some Beach Boys ditty there or some'n?

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


bellezia 49F
28470 posts
4/1/2009 6:01 pm

wow sexy : have fun

the most beautiful view
is the one I share with you


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 6:56 pm

Thanks, belle! Have a great week!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/1/2009 8:24 pm

    Quoting zorroblanco:
    LOL Rats!! And here I was actually thinkin' that you might post some pictures of a beach!! Talk about lunchtime letdown!!

    OK! OK !! Pictures of you in a bikini would have been nice too!!

    BG
What about a picture of a rat in a bikini?

Kinky.



I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


gorgeous_asian2 42F
8503 posts
4/1/2009 9:09 pm

u truly fooled me on this april fools day!
great post Tita A!

"never view anyone as a priority that views you as an option!”[


agag_00_back 49F

4/2/2009 1:54 am

I love the combination of the yellow with black and white as well. Hmmm, imagine Ana in this bikini against blue ocean and white sand beach. You have an eye for the colors!

Have fun at the beaches with your family!


designerfar08 60F
533 posts
4/2/2009 2:00 am

(((((( ana )))))) im back nah !!! oist, i like your bikini ha

miss you, labanos

farahdise


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/2/2009 5:34 am

    Quoting gorgeous_asian2:
    u truly fooled me on this april fools day!
    great post Tita A!
Happy April Fools', Daph!

Naku, the boys are SO excited about going to Boracay already, they can't stop talking about it!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
4/2/2009 5:35 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks, George! You have a great week, too!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.