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Thing A Thong I'll let you in on a little secret. I love reading the Dear Abby advice column, if only because I like the common sense approach she has when she gives her take on an issue, and I've seen her grapple with a few tough ones. Plus, she's open to feedback and opposing opinions, which I find refreshing. (The column, originally by Pauline Phillips, is now run by her Jeanne) Now, her latest entry pertained to the propriety of girls wearing thongs, entitled, "To Thong or Not To Thong: Thousands Enter Debate," where someone asked for her opinion regarding the matter, and readers were then asked to vote Thongs Up or Thongs Down. One reply, which I shall reproduce in full here, had me in stitches-- DEAR ABBY: I vote thongs up. My manicurist's mother -- a woman in her 80s -- recently moved in with her. While doing her mother's laundry, she came across a thong. Shocked, she said, "Mom!" Her mother replied, "I'm not dead yet." -- CAROL IN BURLINGTON, VT. Am I the only sicko here who thinks this absolutely hilarious? Now I keep thinking of Estelle Getty in the Golden Girls wearing a fiery red lacy one underneath her granny skirt. Dangit, that is just SO wrong on so many levels. But heck, check on me 40 years hence--I just might be wearing a g-string while having my oatmeal mush. And hopefully I'm still alive and kicking then and I can still bend over to put the bloody thing on. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho instead of Oh God in the throes of passion. |
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... and still have someone willing to bend over to pull the thing-thong off.  
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It's funny because it's true. Thongs are all well and good, but I like the style of the boy cut lacy bits, better. Makes my hipbones look all sexy and whatnot. Cheers! 
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Wait. I come back to the blogs today to poke around and post my picture and WTF is going on around here? Thank goodness you posted. Otherwise I might have had some sort of meltdown. Cheers!
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1/28/2009 11:59 pm |
Didn't really need THAT visual. LOL DDM
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1/29/2009 12:30 am |
Thing A Thong...of sixpence.....i thought this blog was going to be about nursery rhymes lol...what a shock.... ...i hate those thong thingys...preferring...not gonna tell ya coz everyone will then know... Never Give Up Hope...Your Dreams Are Out There....
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... and still have someone willing to bend over to pull the thing-thong off. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Do they have thong sized depends? We oughta team up and start a business, Jimy. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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It's funny because it's true. Thongs are all well and good, but I like the style of the boy cut lacy bits, better. Makes my hipbones look all sexy and whatnot. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Wait. I come back to the blogs today to poke around and post my picture and WTF is going on around here? Thank goodness you posted. Otherwise I might have had some sort of meltdown. Or maybe a Spit vs. Swallow poll, I reckon. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Didn't really need THAT visual. LOL DDM I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Thing A Thong...of sixpence.....i thought this blog was going to be about nursery rhymes lol...what a shock.... ...i hate those thong thingys...preferring...not gonna tell ya coz everyone will then know...It's not granny bloomers though, is it? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Ha!! You didn't post what I double dared you to post! I'm still double daring yaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Triple daring, even! I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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My precocious cousin with the speech impediment can't look his grandma in the face anymore. How do you sleep at night? ~ B. (I'm gonna get you for making me crack up so bad I couldn't type for a full ten minutes after reading THIS comment--and I'm going to make sure it's while you're drinking something while on cam *evil cackle*) I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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By lying back and thinking of Dame Edna in a thong? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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It does take a lot of getting used to, wearing them thongs. You have to make sure the strip of cloth at the back is thin enough and seamless enough so you don't feel a wedgie. (Suspects the guys are all eavesdropping on this particular convo...) I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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i've always liked your humor Atty. Raise those Thongs!!!  OK, we've got a Thong Up vote, folks! I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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1/29/2009 7:13 am |
Aw, come on! Daisy there already fessed up to boy cut lacy bits, and I've blabbed about my part-time preference for them floss-wedgies, so it's your turn. It's not granny bloomers though, is it?  ...granny bloomers..!!!....not til after the birth of my first grandchild at the end of June.......ok ok...when i do wear them......they be same as Daisys..so there you have it.. Never Give Up Hope...Your Dreams Are Out There....
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Hmmmm, MM, how do I put this delicately? They can add to the attractiveness of a pair of gyrating buttocks in tight trousers. Just as long as it doesn't ride up above the waist-band when the woman sits down; then it's a bit off-putting! 
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The Wikipedia explanation of a "Chinese Tong" is "Tongs were originally created for mutual support and protection".    
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When I get to my 80s, I vow to be a cougar and carry on an affair with a 70something postman. Only he can't just ring twice--he'll have to lean on the doorbell for about 5 minutes because I'm most likely 90% deaf by then. Of course, then he still might not get through the door either as you'll intentionally leave him at the door pressing THAT button. 
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...granny bloomers..!!!....not til after the birth of my first grandchild at the end of June.......ok ok...when i do wear them......they be same as Daisys..so there you have it..Am I right? Am I? Huh? Huh? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Aw, I'm glad we brightened your day up, Sing!  But now, come on--gimme your vote--Thongs Up or Thongs Down? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Hmmmm, MM, how do I put this delicately? They can add to the attractiveness of a pair of gyrating buttocks in tight trousers. Just as long as it doesn't ride up above the waist-band when the woman sits down; then it's a bit off-putting! Bet you were smiling while typing "gyrating buttocks in tight trousers." I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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The Wikipedia explanation of a "Chinese Tong" is "Tongs were originally created for mutual support and protection". Confuse-ius. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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1/29/2009 5:04 pm |
It's payback for THAT visual you gave me of your father in a bathrobe wearing his farting slippers while letting it rip.  DDM
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