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MunchkinMatron2 55F
9387 posts
8/8/2008 6:56 am
And I Thought Only We Gals Wore Panties...


Just got this ff friend network invite from a 57 year old bloke--purportedly from Germany (though he also lists himself as being in Beijing)--in which he tries to entice me by saying...

"Hi,sweety. Beautifull Lady,like very much. i would like to know you better. First i like to see you on Cam only dressed with Panties,is ok for you? I will also dress only Panties.If yes reply this mail.Will be very nice."

Gee, I can almost feel myself succumb to his siren call, if only to see him in his panties.

Not!

(Hubby's still cracking up right beside me)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


gateway14
(Dan Wilson)
71M

8/8/2008 7:39 am

Tell him you first them put him on u tube. Dan


royalpurple
(Lei I)
44F
3188 posts
8/8/2008 8:24 am

If this isn't the most hilarious joke for the day, Ana! Why don't you read him you legal BRIEFS?

From my heart to yours, Love and Light!


Uniforever 58F

8/8/2008 10:19 am

Think yourself lucky, I can't remember the last e-mail I got here

A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.


FeuDesAstres 68M
1250 posts
8/8/2008 10:24 am

Isn't half the world in Beijing right now?

So ... did ya hook up the webby-cam and do the C-U-C-Me thing?


gambiteer49 69M
2536 posts
8/8/2008 10:35 am

Sounds like a keeper Munchie


elricardo69 60M

8/8/2008 11:24 am

and i thought i was smooth,


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:19 pm

    Quoting gateway14:
    Tell him you first them put him on u tube. Dan
I LIKE the way you think, Dan.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:19 pm

    Quoting royalpurple:
    If this isn't the most hilarious joke for the day, Ana! Why don't you read him you legal BRIEFS?
Legal briefs still in the clothesline being dried, Lei.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:21 pm

    Quoting  :

You know, we were both supposed to be outraged that someone would write me like that, but seeing the "panties" bit, we just had to laugh.

For a full 5 minutes.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:22 pm

    Quoting  :

Michael, I'm shocked!

You think he's wearing pink?

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:25 pm

    Quoting  :

Only if they're from strange perverts whose idea of a first email to a woman they don't even know is telling her he wants to see her on cam in her panties and he'll be in his own pair too.

Unless you think that's a normal thing and I should keep it to myself?

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:27 pm

    Quoting bribook:
    ... and I thought romance was dead.

    Isn't it amazing, what some guys think is a good idea?

    ~ Brian
When it rains, it pours, Brian. Between the recent real life encounters I've had and now this, I have to ask you--

You think it's my perfume or some'n???

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:30 pm

    Quoting Uniforever:
    Think yourself lucky, I can't remember the last e-mail I got here
Uni, if that's luck, I'd rather walk under a ladder, ack.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:33 pm

    Quoting FeuDesAstres:
    Isn't half the world in Beijing right now?

    So ... did ya hook up the webby-cam and do the C-U-C-Me thing?
You know, I'm REALLY thinking gateway's idea up there might be worth looking into.

Don't think the guy's an athlete, though--he's built along the same lines as Mr. Constipation, with more hair.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:34 pm

I think it's official, gamb, I'm a magnet for the strange.

*bangs head on the wall again*

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:37 pm

Bet he thought he was, too.

Maybe he wears them seamless panties that give him no pantylines?

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 3:51 pm

    Quoting  :

He should've worn a couple of merkins under. The poor horsie.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


Wynnter_Moon 69F

8/8/2008 4:23 pm

(pouts)...You always get alllllllll the fun (smirks)...


FeuDesAstres 68M
1250 posts
8/8/2008 4:29 pm

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    I think it's official, gamb, I'm a magnet for the strange.

    *bangs head on the wall again*
It's that Joan Jett strut when you're not thinking about where you are that does it.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 4:48 pm

    Quoting Wynnter_Moon:
    (pouts)...You always get alllllllll the fun (smirks)...
I'd rather get a hangnail.

Hey!! No smirking allowed!

*snork*

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 4:51 pm

    Quoting FeuDesAstres:
    It's that Joan Jett strut when you're not thinking about where you are that does it.
I oughta get "I Love Rock And Roll" outta my head and replace it with something from Lawrence Welk.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 5:21 pm

    Quoting  :

I now have a visual of this guy in a pink ruffly polkie dotted granny bloomers, Pilgrim Dan.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalp!!!!!!!!!!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 5:23 pm

    Quoting ladykitty22:
    Question to the public: over here in 'Merica, "panties" usually denotes a woman's undergarments. What a man wears under his jeans might be shorts, or underwear, or briefs, or boxers....but generally not "panties".

    So, from my viewpoint, sounds like this guy wants to dress up in women's underwear and compare notes.

    In San Francisco, we'd call that a slumber party. (Maybe he needs fashion tips.)

    Who's got the popcorn?

    LK
Hm, wonder if he's already got a discount card from Victoria's Secret?

*passes LK the buttered popcorn*

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


FlashMedic 60M

8/8/2008 10:02 pm

lol, I know that is too funny...

Best regards, Clarencio

Enjoy each moment!

View more FlashMedic

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MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/8/2008 11:26 pm

    Quoting  :

That's it, I'm gonna put up my flat-chested pic again soon. But I gotta shave my chest again first.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/9/2008 12:25 am

    Quoting  :

I should've checked if he had prune pits somewhere. I do think I caught the faint whiff of bran.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/9/2008 12:25 am

Thanks for popping by, Clarencio! Have a great weekend!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/9/2008 12:29 am

    Quoting  :

Oh hell, if you're gonna be in panties, and I'm gonna be in panties, P oughta be in panties too, huh?

(Checks if I got a thong big enough)

Huggssssssssss, Val---missing you too, and fancypanties. I know you're both having fun there without me, sob.

Luvs ya, and give that blonde with the bazongas a pinch in the bum for me, will ya?

(And one side of the foil is not shiny because that's the side that comes in contact with another in the rollers while in the factory. God, am I such a geek or what??)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


Oneman07 53M
1659 posts
8/9/2008 2:34 am

Didnt your first profile attempt on here clearly state that you were specifically looking for a 57yr old pantie wearing, German with links to Beijing??.Dammit im sure it did...yes i remember now, your profile title was PANTIE WEARING MATRON LOOKING FOR NAUGHTY CHINESE HUN FOR WEBCAM PANTIE STAIN COMPARISONS CHAT.....

Whatever I do or say....I come in peace.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/9/2008 3:03 am

    Quoting Oneman07:
    Didnt your first profile attempt on here clearly state that you were specifically looking for a 57yr old pantie wearing, German with links to Beijing??.Dammit im sure it did...yes i remember now, your profile title was PANTIE WEARING MATRON LOOKING FOR NAUGHTY CHINESE HUN FOR WEBCAM PANTIE STAIN COMPARISONS CHAT.....
Sssssh, not so loud---bloody ell. I'm supposed to be the President of the Polka Dotted Ruffly Granny Bloomer Wearers Society!

(They'd throw me out if they find out I've been wearing panties all this time)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/9/2008 6:03 pm

    Quoting  :

(Dangit, nobody's supposed to know you're the VP of the Society, ack!)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/9/2008 6:07 pm

    Quoting  :

I think I better get rid of the Old Spice, Chris---it just shouts "Perv Target!" for some reason.

*bangs head on the wall for the umpteenth time*

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/9/2008 9:18 pm

    Quoting  :

Considering that letter was unsolicited by myself, from a total stranger, I don't believe there was any "breach of confidentiality" as you claim. He was neither a client, nor someone I am bound under any contract to ensure confidentiality with, nor a friend with whom I have had a running correspondence with.

Moreover, one fact that you seem to overlook--he remains unidentified, which is an important factor for the "mud smearing" you seem to worry about (how can you besmirch the reputation of a specific person by airing the dirty laundry of someone unidentified is what I want to know?), and even if you input all the bare information I put out, he cannot be pinpointed with certainty amongst the other profiles. In addition, his profile does not specifically identify who he is either. Are we absolutely certain that profile is even genuine? So, I ask, since you are insinuating that I have maligned someone--who was it?

As to his reputation, I'd point you to his profile privately just to show you that the perv wrote about what he wants to do with women and his sexual preferences in great detail for all the world to see, and that it was much, much more sordid than that email he sent me, but then THAT would be identifying him, no? The writer of that e-mail, should he choose to come forward to be identified and own it and admit sending it to me, is more than welcome to challenge me.

I wonder now...the way you write reminds me of someone who left this site a few months back--you have VERY similar writing styles--down to your grammar and syntax usage.

Not that I'm saying you're the same person, mind--just that the similarities are uncanny, and considering the circumstances under which he left, which also involved his private emails, really has me wondering.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


Oneman07 53M
1659 posts
8/10/2008 7:39 am

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    Sssssh, not so loud---bloody ell. I'm supposed to be the President of the Polka Dotted Ruffly Granny Bloomer Wearers Society!

    (They'd throw me out if they find out I've been wearing panties all this time)
Hun's the word....
So your the president of the polka dotted ruffly granny bloomer wearer society, damm i was trying to think of your name while i was talking to a woman in a lingerie dept last week....at least i thought she was a woman, you should have seen the nasal hairs, its like she had a black widow spider tucked away up there....
anyhow and anyway matron of one's who munch....your secrets safe with me...Hun's the word


Whatever I do or say....I come in peace.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/10/2008 7:59 am

    Quoting ladykitty22:
    Here here!

    Hey, this is a community where anything goes. Seriously! The only reason we know each others' FIRST names is because individually we've decided we're comfortable with that. If somebody comes out of the blue and wants to wear panties on his head, it's not like his name and social security number is being posted on the front page of the New York Times. It's FriendFinders, for bloody sake!

    We can get our panties in a wad about somebody's perv tendencies all we want, but guess what, Chispas? This is world community, it ain't 'Merica. Get over it.

    Love, LK
LOL, LK--here here! Couldn't have said it better.

Hope you had a great weekend, and thanks for popping by.

Love,

MM

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/10/2008 8:21 am

    Quoting Oneman07:
    Hun's the word....
    So your the president of the polka dotted ruffly granny bloomer wearer society, damm i was trying to think of your name while i was talking to a woman in a lingerie dept last week....at least i thought she was a woman, you should have seen the nasal hairs, its like she had a black widow spider tucked away up there....
    anyhow and anyway matron of one's who munch....your secrets safe with me...Hun's the word

Hun's the word? It better be, at least Attila give you the go signal.

Oh gawd, now I think of cobwebs in her nostrils, too, ack. We're the worst possible combination ever--you with your descriptive powers, and me with my wayward imagination.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


toneboney 74M
8711 posts
8/10/2008 2:46 pm

Re: The quote of. "ChispasT"
Sub-section of the environmental health act. 1.2.1.69.
And, the Freedom of information act, 69.1.2.1.
And, the SWTFYL act, 69.1.2.1.69.
I conclude. I.E. The findings of a kangaroo FF world court, would be ..
That people with Big noses, and a zit on it, All be it temporary.
AND, if they stand their ground... All be it, under 4 feet high.
AND, they have a disposable wooden chest.
Then they have the right to voice their opinions, and make
statements, without Muppet's, trying to suppress their rights.
Or trying to belittle the short subjects.
These are the findings of Judge Happy Bunny.

Hey Munch... did you really turn down a video/chat conference
with superman??? He's he only one I know that wears his
pants outside his trousers.
Tone.


toneboney 74M
8711 posts
8/10/2008 2:55 pm

Whoops he popped up again.. He is obviously from USA.
As he can't spell proper English..
Tone.



MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/10/2008 3:23 pm

    Quoting  :

Um, it's "self-aggrandizing," if you're using it as an adjective to describe me.

Funny thing, you have no qualms coming into my blog out of the blue and questioning my ethics, but my answering your insinuations point by point and wondering about the conclusions you drew implies "self-aggrandizement." (That would be how it's used as a noun) But then again, it's been my experience, as I'm sure it is for most, that people who can no longer muster objective debate usually resort to ad hominem attacks.

Have a nice day.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/10/2008 3:28 pm

    Quoting toneboney:
    Re: The quote of. "ChispasT"
    Sub-section of the environmental health act. 1.2.1.69.
    And, the Freedom of information act, 69.1.2.1.
    And, the SWTFYL act, 69.1.2.1.69.
    I conclude. I.E. The findings of a kangaroo FF world court, would be ..
    That people with Big noses, and a zit on it, All be it temporary.
    AND, if they stand their ground... All be it, under 4 feet high.
    AND, they have a disposable wooden chest.
    Then they have the right to voice their opinions, and make
    statements, without Muppet's, trying to suppress their rights.
    Or trying to belittle the short subjects.
    These are the findings of Judge Happy Bunny.

    Hey Munch... did you really turn down a video/chat conference
    with superman??? He's he only one I know that wears his
    pants outside his trousers.
    Tone.
'Twas pink panties, I'm afraid, Tone. And the wrong size, too. Always did have a thing for Superman's tighty-reds.

Dang bloody being just a shade over 5 ft making people think it's easy to belittle me, huh?

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/10/2008 5:31 pm

    Quoting toneboney:
    Whoops he popped up again.. He is obviously from USA.
    As he can't spell proper English..
    Tone.

LOL, I'm just cracking up at how he tried to use big words to sound huffy and self-righteous as a final comment but spectacularly failed.

And hey! I spell like an American too, you know. But then I never did claim to be a Proppa English anything.

*pinkies up as I type this, as befits a Proppa Filipina*

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/10/2008 9:45 pm

    Quoting  :

Succumb actually makes me think of cucumbers, for some reason.

Is that a good thing?

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


time2refresh 68M

8/10/2008 10:23 pm

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    LOL, I'm just cracking up at how he tried to use big words to sound huffy and self-righteous as a final comment but spectacularly failed.

    And hey! I spell like an American too, you know. But then I never did claim to be a Proppa English anything.

    *pinkies up as I type this, as befits a Proppa Filipina*
p.s. You missed the possessive apostrophe in "Make's"

Sorry I'm late. On holiday. Seriously I don't think you have breached confidentiality. And it doesn't take posted snips of other emails to make this or any other site degenrate into mudslinging. Huffy personalised comments do it far better.

Key questions are:
1 )do we know if what you posted was the entire message or just a part, or indeed a made up representation of what was said? ( NO )
2 ) could we work out who the poster was from what you posted? ( NO )

More importantly , one person persistantly pestering women on this site was exposed by just such a similar email snippet being posted. It transpired that he had cut & pasted the same text to dozens of others, who recognised the text once posted.

You've done nothing wrong. You have in fact issued a timely reminder that people who abuse the site will get their come-uppance and cannot hide. It does this site no good if women or men who post their profiles as married/attached and not looking for romance/secks whatever, have their profiles DISRESPECTED and get targeted with unwanted contacts. It is called friend finder, after all!

ChispasT obviously didn't take the trouble to read yours, or if he did, failed to respect what you wrote.

Peter


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/10/2008 10:51 pm

    Quoting time2refresh:
    p.s. You missed the possessive apostrophe in "Make's"

    Sorry I'm late. On holiday. Seriously I don't think you have breached confidentiality. And it doesn't take posted snips of other emails to make this or any other site degenrate into mudslinging. Huffy personalised comments do it far better.

    Key questions are:
    1 )do we know if what you posted was the entire message or just a part, or indeed a made up representation of what was said? ( NO )
    2 ) could we work out who the poster was from what you posted? ( NO )

    More importantly , one person persistantly pestering women on this site was exposed by just such a similar email snippet being posted. It transpired that he had cut & pasted the same text to dozens of others, who recognised the text once posted.

    You've done nothing wrong. You have in fact issued a timely reminder that people who abuse the site will get their come-uppance and cannot hide. It does this site no good if women or men who post their profiles as married/attached and not looking for romance/secks whatever, have their profiles DISRESPECTED and get targeted with unwanted contacts. It is called friend finder, after all!

    ChispasT obviously didn't take the trouble to read yours, or if he did, failed to respect what you wrote.

    Peter
I have wondered why his first instinct was to question why I supposedly violated the privacy and ruined the reputation of an unidentified pervert, make an all-encompassing judgment leap about me (in the guise of snarkily asking if I post ALL the emails I receive online), and only voiced his outrage about what the pervert did after I asked him if he found the notion of some guy propositioning women that way OK.

Oh well, different strokes for different folks--at least people can see where his priorities lie.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


bellezia 49F
28470 posts
8/11/2008 2:12 am

    Quoting gateway14:
    Tell him you first them put him on u tube. Dan
good idea dan ...

the most beautiful view
is the one I share with you


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/11/2008 6:23 am

Aha, two of us who like the way Dan thinks.

He's devious. I like that.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/11/2008 6:25 am

    Quoting  :

Geesh, Michael, now you got me hankering for pickles. I tell ya, I'm dangerous when I start free associating.

*cough* I hear some women love whole unsliced cucumbers. Must be one heckuva salad they're tossing.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/11/2008 6:28 am

    Quoting danfar:
    you should have told him to do it first then have him broadcast hahahha...hihimatayin yun !!!

    what does a man would look kaya if he wears a T-BACK?????????
Far, ahem--I can send Dan a pair if you like.

(Takboooooooooo---before I get thwapped with a T-Square ahahahahaha )

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


Oneman07 53M
1659 posts
8/11/2008 1:46 pm

Well i'll Haw Dog you there,we should never ever team up for the friendfinders admin staff's sanity, why, we'd drive everyone out in a week....though i was inclined to be refering to the bristles on legs of that old dear the black widow, you know...thick and black.

Whatever I do or say....I come in peace.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/11/2008 3:32 pm

    Quoting Oneman07:
    Well i'll Haw Dog you there,we should never ever team up for the friendfinders admin staff's sanity, why, we'd drive everyone out in a week....though i was inclined to be refering to the bristles on legs of that old dear the black widow, you know...thick and black.
Now you got me imagining her with quite lengthy nose hairs, sufficient to give her a Hitler mustache, ack.

You know, the way things get censored round here sometimes has me and a number of people wondering about the sanity of the ff admin staff--so I reckon we'd push them over the edge in as little as two days, LOL!!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


midnight_daisy 49F
2234 posts
8/11/2008 3:53 pm

Panties is such a cool word. Say it aloud, "panties."

Makes me giggle every time.

Cheers!


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/11/2008 5:43 pm

    Quoting midnight_daisy:
    Panties is such a cool word. Say it aloud, "panties."

    Makes me giggle every time.
Panties, panties, panties.

And a Mega-Massengill.

Panties on cam---am thinking now I should've borrowed hubby's jockstraps and just went on cam with the pervert with those on my head. But I might set off such a flurry of one handed typing he'd get major Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and sue me for damages.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


4ever_fun
(Michelle B)
57F

8/11/2008 9:30 pm

jock strap on your head!

Oh my goodness...I see to miss the grandest of battles, but Munchie...(wagging her finger)...you know it is not fair to have a battle of wits with someone that is only half armed! tsk tsk

I told ya he should not plan on a dual with the word unless he plans on being used to mop up the bloggy floor!

*gets out her pom poms and does a lotta cheering for the lawyer lady*

Good things come to those who wait; remember to live while you do the waiting!!

~*Michelle*~


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/12/2008 12:43 am

    Quoting 4ever_fun:
    jock strap on your head!

    Oh my goodness...I see to miss the grandest of battles, but Munchie...(wagging her finger)...you know it is not fair to have a battle of wits with someone that is only half armed! tsk tsk

    I told ya he should not plan on a dual with the word unless he plans on being used to mop up the bloggy floor!

    *gets out her pom poms and does a lotta cheering for the lawyer lady*
Aw, thanks, Chelley baby. Just ticks me off when someone tries to pick a fight for no good reason by insinuating stuff about me. We're trying to keep the blogs fun, and he just had to play big wet blanket, bleh.

Dare I ask him what got his panties in a twist?

Luvs ya too.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


midnight_daisy 49F
2234 posts
8/12/2008 8:50 am

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    Panties, panties, panties.

    And a Mega-Massengill.

    Panties on cam---am thinking now I should've borrowed hubby's jockstraps and just went on cam with the pervert with those on my head. But I might set off such a flurry of one handed typing he'd get major Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and sue me for damages.
If you do that, ask him to tilt the cam to show you his keyboard so we can test your missing O and H theory!

Cheers!


Oneman07 53M
1659 posts
8/12/2008 4:51 pm

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    Now you got me imagining her with quite lengthy nose hairs, sufficient to give her a Hitler mustache, ack.

    You know, the way things get censored round here sometimes has me and a number of people wondering about the sanity of the ff admin staff--so I reckon we'd push them over the edge in as little as two days, LOL!!
I will if i may refrain from turning back the clock and recollect too much on my run-ins with the infidel hairy armed gorilla in the ff admin office...ive heard theyre strategically shaved these days for health and safety issues....but be that as it may...dont underestimate the power of the force of the ff admin and his underhanded guile matron...the beast reads amongst us as we speak...and he is a cunning, mischevious one who hungers for error,mis type or comical swear....
I had my account frozen,tampered with and nigh on violated at the height of my rebellion with them,a mere 2 yrs ago...im surprised they keep allowing me back..
Now i think id better leave...Michelles kicking those legs higher and higher in her pom pom frenzy...doesnt that woman ever ware diffrent coloured panties than "come and get me red"


Whatever I do or say....I come in peace.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/12/2008 7:03 pm

    Quoting midnight_daisy:
    If you do that, ask him to tilt the cam to show you his keyboard so we can test your missing O and H theory!
I've a sneaking suspicion this guy would have a REALLY gunky keyboard, ew.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/12/2008 7:06 pm

    Quoting Oneman07:
    I will if i may refrain from turning back the clock and recollect too much on my run-ins with the infidel hairy armed gorilla in the ff admin office...ive heard theyre strategically shaved these days for health and safety issues....but be that as it may...dont underestimate the power of the force of the ff admin and his underhanded guile matron...the beast reads amongst us as we speak...and he is a cunning, mischevious one who hungers for error,mis type or comical swear....
    I had my account frozen,tampered with and nigh on violated at the height of my rebellion with them,a mere 2 yrs ago...im surprised they keep allowing me back..
    Now i think id better leave...Michelles kicking those legs higher and higher in her pom pom frenzy...doesnt that woman ever ware diffrent coloured panties than "come and get me red"

Heard she just bought a dozen "panty pervert pink," if you must know.

I've always wondered about that bloke in the admin office with stubble all over. 'Tis the hairy infidel gorilla now shaved, huh?

(I'm surprised they keep me writing, considering the topics I have)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


4ever_fun
(Michelle B)
57F

8/12/2008 9:32 pm

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    Aw, thanks, Chelley baby. Just ticks me off when someone tries to pick a fight for no good reason by insinuating stuff about me. We're trying to keep the blogs fun, and he just had to play big wet blanket, bleh.

    Dare I ask him what got his panties in a twist?

    Luvs ya too.
I just think that some people get offended at the very thought of being offended. You just happened to be the first person on the hit that day. I got a little comment on my blog about the 'tranny'...different silhouette but you know it will add to nothing anyway. Just keep being you sweetie~pie!

Luvz ya toooooo

Good things come to those who wait; remember to live while you do the waiting!!

~*Michelle*~


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/12/2008 9:57 pm

    Quoting 4ever_fun:
    I just think that some people get offended at the very thought of being offended. You just happened to be the first person on the hit that day. I got a little comment on my blog about the 'tranny'...different silhouette but you know it will add to nothing anyway. Just keep being you sweetie~pie!

    Luvz ya toooooo
Saw that and IM'd you something in connection to it.

Ya know, I come over to the blogs because it's a break from my line of work--which always involves conflict and argument. I can't understand why people come here looking for the very thing I avoid like the plague LOL.

FF oughta put up a room called The Argument Clinic for those types, kinda like in Monty Python.

*hugs*

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


Oneman07 53M
1659 posts
8/13/2008 1:17 pm

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    Heard she just bought a dozen "panty pervert pink," if you must know.

    I've always wondered about that bloke in the admin office with stubble all over. 'Tis the hairy infidel gorilla now shaved, huh?

    (I'm surprised they keep me writing, considering the topics I have)
Michelles wearing puhpuhpuhervy pppppink panties of an evening now you say?, well some things must remain without comment...
You must have been in the admin office during their weekly office outing then...for all the infidel admin staff of FF are overpopulated in the bristles and hair dept....
rumour had it upon a time the main recruitment dept was based in a small village called "fulohair-are-ia" at the foot of mount kilimanjaro....
Your militant Matron...you keep on writing dear


Whatever I do or say....I come in peace.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/13/2008 9:30 pm

    Quoting Oneman07:
    Michelles wearing puhpuhpuhervy pppppink panties of an evening now you say?, well some things must remain without comment...
    You must have been in the admin office during their weekly office outing then...for all the infidel admin staff of FF are overpopulated in the bristles and hair dept....
    rumour had it upon a time the main recruitment dept was based in a small village called "fulohair-are-ia" at the foot of mount kilimanjaro....
    Your militant Matron...you keep on writing dear

Now I wonder if their orchestrated follicle denudation was a form of mass hair-a kiri?

Shall come up with more drivel, I promise.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


agag_00_back 48F

8/14/2008 5:04 am

Am wondering what he is doing there in Beijing who wears only his Panties and wants to see more Panties! A man with Panties complex!

I just know this summer can't be the right time to visit Beijing!


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/14/2008 5:38 am

    Quoting agag_00_back:
    Am wondering what he is doing there in Beijing who wears only his Panties and wants to see more Panties! A man with Panties complex!

    I just know this summer can't be the right time to visit Beijing!
We'd better warn the Olympics security that they might get a spate of panty thefts there, Agnes.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/14/2008 3:44 pm

    Quoting  :

I'll insist he get a Brazilian first before he gives me any Cam Pantie Shot. Don't want to see any peeking curlies, you know.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
8/18/2008 6:57 pm

    Quoting  :

I oughta get my tweezers ready, too, huh? Just in case.

Or pliers.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
9/4/2008 6:29 am

    Quoting  :

Ooooo, thanks ever so much for them blue nummy nums, Solo.

And tight huggies to you, and a howdy too!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


FlashMedic 60M

9/5/2008 10:14 pm

    Quoting  :

I hope you keep up the sharing emails, it sounds good. I had a quacked out one today that told me she reported me as being abusive, in my Blog! Freedom of the press, who cares. any publicity is good publicity.

Best regards, Flash Copyright © 2008

Enjoy each moment! It's your selection.

& it happens in a Flash.

You got to view my Blog FlashMedic

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Yesterday reminds us

Tomorrow never knows


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
9/5/2008 10:59 pm

    Quoting FlashMedic:
    I hope you keep up the sharing emails, it sounds good. I had a quacked out one today that told me she reported me as being abusive, in my Blog! Freedom of the press, who cares. any publicity is good publicity.

    Best regards, Flash Copyright © 2008

    Enjoy each moment! It's your selection.

    & it happens in a Flash.

    You got to view my Blog FlashMedic

    - - - - - -
Hey, Clarencio! I know--some people, huh? Can't quite understand where they come from, sheesh.

You have a great weekend!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.


MunchkinMatron2 55F
13333 posts
9/6/2008 7:39 am

    Quoting  :

The worst thing about all this is that I've such an over-active imagination I am, practically against my will, visualizing the moron in a pink lacy pair. Which does help the diet, if it's any consolation.

And oooooooo, yep, I KNOW that look you're talking about.

I need hubby's Spongebob boxers now.

(Thanks for dropping by, Amy!)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.