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well well what can you say IF MEN GOT PREGNANT
bellezia
6/28/2008 3:57 pm

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7/1/2008 7:06 pm


1. Maternity leave would last two years.. with full pay.
2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
3. Natural Childbirth would become obsolete.
4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's # 1 health problem.
5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
9. ons would have to be home from date by 10 pm.
10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
13. Restaurant would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.
14. Women would rule the world.

what do you think of this preggy men? is he cute? well, pic is courtesy of beta




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Jimy1H
1021 posts 

6/28/2008 4:21 pm

Belle,

How's life? Hope you and lil man are both doing well. I hope to catch you later.

His Imperial Majesty,
The Crowned Prince of Joy,
The best, and always right,
Jimy

driverdan
15473 posts 

6/28/2008 5:05 pm

hi amiga

that picture by beta is very funny
i could not help from laughing
have a great weekend peace love happiness hugs
dan

midnight_daisy
958 posts 

6/28/2008 5:26 pm

That bit about paternity suits still has me laughing.

Cheers!

gorgeous_asian2
2565 posts 

6/28/2008 6:36 pm

wish that wud be for real!!
hey, g'morning sis pretty

hows ur weekend?

JuSt An OrDiNaRy GiRl WiTh XtRa OrDiNaRy DrEaMs!

sens_4_always
683 posts 

6/28/2008 7:21 pm

ahhhh, men and childbirth, that's a punishment woman have been wanting to bestow ever since the first man was congratulated by his peers, while she was in labour



BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

between the stars,
beyond the planet mars,
there Sens will be

MunchkinMatron2
9645 posts 

6/28/2008 7:42 pm

Ha, I bet Number 6 would happen, PRONTO.

Oh lord, Tone in a pink babydoll preggy dress---I definitely need more coffee!

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

gardencitygirl
1257 posts 

6/28/2008 10:04 pm

i couldnt control...

i vote no 14!!!!!

sure i like the picture very much...good job beta...and not forgetting this post by belle
hat off


Insist on yourself. Never imitate.

gardencitygirl
1257 posts 

6/28/2008 10:05 pm

    Quoting Jimy1H:
    Belle,

    How's life? Hope you and lil man are both doing well. I hope to catch you later.
Jimy you too..how are you? Not seen you for awhile

cheers


Insist on yourself. Never imitate.

supaar2
3345 posts 

6/28/2008 10:25 pm

For #8, how about quadruplets Good one belle

Flibberdigibit
835 posts 

6/28/2008 11:32 pm

nice legs

Spitfire71
5698 posts

6/29/2008 12:09 am

thats it lets place more taxes into childcare

thanks for reading and as per Dave Allen "May your God go with you"

beta34
7811 posts

6/29/2008 1:56 am

hahaha belle, this is soo good! I agree with MM, the first thing to happen would be #6

See? You are supporting the women with this post. Spitfire is already taking actions

toneboney
5137 posts 

6/29/2008 2:01 am

Oh oh OH OMG.
You are going to be so so so sorry.
Tone.
ps. Don't you think a lighter shade of pink would suit my complexion
better??

sunlover1950
3850 posts 

6/29/2008 2:58 am

Isn't this pic worthy for the prize of "Silly Snapshots & Clever Quips Contest" ! ...Well done, Beta and Belle !

SL

Keep love in your heart !
SL

toneboney
5137 posts 

6/29/2008 3:14 am

    Quoting sunlover1950:
    Isn't this pic worthy for the prize of "Silly Snapshots & Clever Quips Contest" ! ...Well done, Beta and Belle !

    SL
NO..

svsucardinal
1506 posts 

6/29/2008 8:17 am

Yeah!.....and whats wrong with that? 14 may be a little off, maybe we would share. But the prior 13 are on the money, the money we still conrol!........

Lee

NOW SMILE!

beta34
7811 posts

6/29/2008 9:35 am

ahaha-ahaha hahahahahahahaha

bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 6:41 pm

    Quoting Jimy1H:
    Belle,

    How's life? Hope you and lil man are both doing well. I hope to catch you later.
Pretty good now life back to normal and now belle is smiling again

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 6:42 pm

    Quoting driverdan:
    hi amiga

    that picture by beta is very funny
    i could not help from laughing
    have a great weekend peace love happiness hugs
    dan

hahahaha same dan when she email this to me watch out for some picture

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 6:48 pm

    Quoting gorgeous_asian2:
    wish that wud be for real!!
    hey, g'morning sis pretty

    hows ur weekend?
hahahaha hoping fairy can read your comments so that your wish will come true very tiring weekend and you?

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 6:50 pm

    Quoting sens_4_always:
    ahhhh, men and childbirth, that's a punishment woman have been wanting to bestow ever since the first man was congratulated by his peers, while she was in labour



    BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hahahaha is he cute?

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 6:51 pm

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    Ha, I bet Number 6 would happen, PRONTO.

    Oh lord, Tone in a pink babydoll preggy dress---I definitely need more coffee!
ops make it sure that the coffee is not tooo hot

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 6:52 pm

    Quoting gardencitygirl:
    i couldnt control...

    i vote no 14!!!!!

    sure i like the picture very much...good job beta...and not forgetting this post by belle
    hat off
hahaha watch out for the others pictures

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 6:54 pm

    Quoting gardencitygirl:
    Jimy you too..how are you? Not seen you for awhile

    cheers
same here maybe jimy is very busy in the outside world and forgot to visit us

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 6:55 pm

    Quoting supaar2:
    For #8, how about quadruplets Good one belle
i think its the same

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 6:56 pm

hahahaha what about the dress?

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 6:59 pm

    Quoting Spitfire71:
    thats it lets place more taxes into childcare


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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 7:01 pm

    Quoting beta34:
    hahaha belle, this is soo good! I agree with MM, the first thing to happen would be #6

    See? You are supporting the women with this post. Spitfire is already taking actions
yeah sooo good keeps me laughing when posting this post and picture. I'm trying so put put all the pics in one so watch out for it

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 7:02 pm

    Quoting toneboney:
    Oh oh OH OMG.
    You are going to be so so so sorry.
    Tone.
    ps. Don't you think a lighter shade of pink would suit my complexion
    better??
hmmm don't tell me you don't like the dress? well i will post some picture here later

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 7:04 pm

    Quoting midnight_daisy:
    That bit about paternity suits still has me laughing.
hahahaha same here

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 7:08 pm

    Quoting sunlover1950:
    Isn't this pic worthy for the prize of "Silly Snapshots & Clever Quips Contest" ! ...Well done, Beta and Belle !

    SL
yessssssssssss oh my gosh i forgot to post in silly snapshot

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 7:09 pm

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 7:11 pm

    Quoting svsucardinal:
    Yeah!.....and whats wrong with that? 14 may be a little off, maybe we would share. But the prior 13 are on the money, the money we still conrol!........

    Lee

    NOW SMILE!
ops women should control the money

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 7:13 pm

    Quoting beta34:
    ahaha-ahaha hahahahahahahaha

hahahaha i forgot to post it

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eimee
(pamela eimee )
13676 posts 

6/29/2008 7:25 pm

hoy!!! whats this?
you silly sis!hahahaha

if you worry, you didnt pray, if you pray dont worry
Eimee

eimee
(pamela eimee )
13676 posts 

6/29/2008 7:25 pm

musta you na ?

if you worry, you didnt pray, if you pray dont worry
Eimee

eimee
(pamela eimee )
13676 posts 

6/29/2008 7:27 pm

14..i should agree this one...

if you worry, you didnt pray, if you pray dont worry
Eimee

bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 7:38 pm

    Quoting eimee:
    hoy!!! whats this?
    you silly sis!hahahaha
hahahha welcome back sister try to visit tone's piost so that you can see his triplets

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 7:43 pm

    Quoting eimee:
    musta you na ?
like you still sexy and beautiful parin you?

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/29/2008 7:49 pm

    Quoting eimee:
    14..i should agree this one...
and also the money

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stephyme
157 posts 

6/30/2008 12:35 am

Bingo!!! sexy legs

to know me is to love me

stephyme
157 posts 

6/30/2008 12:37 am

    Quoting sunlover1950:
    Isn't this pic worthy for the prize of "Silly Snapshots & Clever Quips Contest" ! ...Well done, Beta and Belle !

    SL
Indeed

to know me is to love me

bellezia
17394 posts

6/30/2008 1:50 am

hahaha type mo?

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/30/2008 1:51 am

i want too but today is the deadline

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lovely_sofia
450 posts 

6/30/2008 2:32 am

I like number 14 sis you ha

lovely_sofia
450 posts 

6/30/2008 2:33 am

    Quoting eimee:
    musta you na ?
siss eimeeeee missed you too how are you na?

bellezia
17394 posts

6/30/2008 6:26 pm

lol type mo?

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bellezia
17394 posts

6/30/2008 6:27 pm

    Quoting lovely_sofia:
    siss eimeeeee missed you too how are you na?
she's ok now

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lovely_sofia
450 posts 

7/1/2008 2:01 am

hhmmm not me maybe you

bellezia
17394 posts

7/1/2008 2:14 am

habadlong you sister

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chechehere
229 posts 

7/1/2008 5:26 pm

sexy

bellezia
17394 posts

7/1/2008 7:06 pm



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