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Don't get coned
toneboney 7/12/2008 10:23 am
Before the comedy show.... lol
Anyone seen or heard from Beta recently?
I've not seen her around???

Run run run, don’t ever let love catch you on the hop,
For sure, she will seduce you, and soon you’ll be a Pop,
All them empty bottles in the sink, and nappies on the line,
All that you earn is to share, but what she has is, (hers) mine.

Hide hide hide, don’t let cupids arrow pierce your hearts,
Stay in the pub with your mates and have a game of darts,
You’ll rue the day you say, I love you, and say I will,
Gone is your freedom, and everything will go down hill.

Fix fix fix, the dripping tap and cut the flaming grass,
Never to watch TV. again, never sit upon your Bum. (LOL.)
She’ll always ask stupid questions, like do I look nice,
Then comes the, I’ve got a headache not once but twice.

So so so take heed me boys, be single and do whatever,
You know it really makes sense, for you are very clever,
Enjoy your bachelor life, be independent and stay free,
Do it, then there will be more lovely ladies just for me!

sens_4_always
723 posts 

7/12/2008 11:01 am

hahaahhahahahahahaahaah

between the stars,
beyond the planet mars,
there Sens will be

rachieannelol
1180 posts

7/12/2008 11:11 am

I don't want to be 'coned'...sounds painful.......very funny Tone...

Never Give Up Hope...Your Dreams Are Out There....

Uniforever
2322 posts 

7/12/2008 11:16 am

Tone, you and Beta got it together I think not

Treat me with respect and I'll treat you the same

Sweetnsassygurl
6281 posts 

7/12/2008 11:18 am

Lol, you want all the lovely ladies eh?

I haven't seen Beta in a while, hope things are well with her.

toneboney
5287 posts 

7/12/2008 11:40 am

He he he.
Tone.

toneboney
5287 posts 

7/12/2008 11:41 am

    Quoting rachieannelol:
    I don't want to be 'coned'...sounds painful.......very funny Tone...
Go on holiday you, and get outta here.
Tone.

toneboney
5287 posts 

7/12/2008 11:43 am

    Quoting Uniforever:
    Tone, you and Beta got it together I think not
Correct. If we had got it together I wouldn't be asking about her.
Muppet.
Have fun Uni.
Tone.

toneboney
5287 posts 

7/12/2008 11:43 am

    Quoting Sweetnsassygurl:
    Lol, you want all the lovely ladies eh?

    I haven't seen Beta in a while, hope things are well with her.
It's the thought that counts.
Tone.

MunchkinMatron2
9788 posts 

7/12/2008 2:55 pm

I got your ff email, you Conehead. Will find something to annoy you back with.

(Oh, did I mention I've started calling gowerboy The Spawn of Tone ever since he got called flowerboy in 4ever_fun's blog?)

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

gardencitygirl
1353 posts

7/12/2008 4:12 pm

conehead???????? hey tone... ana called you conehead!!! that's really hilarious

shall we change your handle?






Insist on yourself. Never imitate.

bellezia
17646 posts

7/12/2008 4:47 pm

hahahahaha ..happy sunday tonebons

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smile and be happy always

toneboney
5287 posts 

7/12/2008 5:36 pm

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    I got your ff email, you Conehead. Will find something to annoy you back with.

    (Oh, did I mention I've started calling gowerboy The Spawn of Tone ever since he got called flowerboy in 4ever_fun's blog?)
Hey I had a bad hair/hare day.... I've just had three sunflowers.
I didn't aNNoy you enough. lol.
Off to read./reed 4ever_thingy's blog. NOW.
Tow Knee,

toneboney
5287 posts 

7/12/2008 5:37 pm

    Quoting gardencitygirl:
    conehead???????? hey tone... ana called you conehead!!! that's really hilarious

    shall we change your handle?




NO. Any more questions???
conehead.

toneboney
5287 posts 

7/12/2008 5:39 pm

    Quoting bellezia:
    hahahahaha ..happy sunday tonebons
Every day here is a "Sun" day, this is Spain.
Tone.

midnight_daisy
975 posts 

7/12/2008 8:17 pm

You're trying to ninja trick the competition into leaving all the girls for you?

Sweet.

Cheers!

toneboney
5287 posts 

7/13/2008 9:49 am

    Quoting midnight_daisy:
    You're trying to ninja trick the competition into leaving all the girls for you?

    Sweet.
Erm, sort of, well maybe...OK YES.
Tone.

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