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toneboney
7/4/2008 5:26 pm
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Stop the real world I want to get off.... Yes I really do. Do you ever get one of those days where you just want to stick a pin in the map of the world, and say.... What time is the next flight there, and just gooooooooo?? Well I’ve just spent the night with the old granny’s and granddad’s here, having intellectual conversations, (NOT), of their pasts and what they got up to when they were young. One of the exciting things they did was to have a grab a granny night. Men only, (but I’m sure some of the Granny’s had something similar). What the men did, was to go to a night club or disco and all put 5 pounds/dollars/Euros in a hat. Then they would all go and try and pull the Ugliest bird they could. The winner would take all the money. Hey this sounds like real fun..... So I thought I’d adapt this old codgers game to the cyber site of FF. I feel safe posting this blog, because I’m going to stick a pin in a map and just goooooo. Any of you blokes out there want to join in the fun???? I’m going to do a search and ..... Not wink, Not smile, Not hug, Not wave.... But Kiss.... As many Ugly Birds as I can find.... So here comes the fun bit...... I will make a note of all the Ugly birds I send a kiss to, (I really hate doing joined up writing with pen and paper). So if you get a Kiss from me tonight (4th or 5th July, depending on your time zone), Will you be brave enough to comment here on my blog and say... "Hey I’m an Ugly Bird?" The happy bunny Kissed me? And maybe I will post the photo's of those I hit on. lol. I’m off to do some kissing now, and then stick a pin in the map. Hopefully it will stick in the North pole.
Tone.
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1257 posts 7/4/2008 6:11 pm |
hmm...they are old??????!!!!!!! and that makes you younger I guess 
I am ugly...are you coming this way ?????????????? 
Insist on yourself. Never imitate.
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9645 posts 7/4/2008 9:08 pm |
Grannygrabbing?
I always did suspect you have the strangest fetishes. 
I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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7/4/2008 11:17 pm |
i want one,,nooooooo not a kiss, a granny!!!!
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2594 posts 7/5/2008 12:29 am |

Michelle 
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3223 posts 7/5/2008 3:14 am |
I thought I save you the trip and pop in. After all, it's over 10,000 miles away from you. You would really need a longer neck than the one you posted here 
It's nice to be insane when No one is looking
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958 posts 7/5/2008 8:31 am |
My feelings are hurt. HURT I SAY. You kissed me and call me a granny?
Revenge is a dish best served cold, you know? And you got some headed your way, Mister.
Also, nice that you included the date on this here blog. So none of us confuse the 'kisses' you send on July 6th or 7th as insulting. Those are just the regular old Spanish Fly kisses.
On the other hand, if I didn't suspect it was gonna be there, I probably wouldn't have thought to check my 'winks.'
Cheers! 
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5137 posts 7/5/2008 9:06 am |
Quoting gardencitygirl: hmm...they are old??????!!!!!!! and that makes you younger I guess 
I am ugly...are you coming this way ?????????????? 
No comment.  Tone.

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5137 posts 7/5/2008 9:07 am |
Quoting MunchkinMatron2: Grannygrabbing?
I always did suspect you have the strangest fetishes. 
I'm just learning from my Elders.
 Tone.

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5137 posts 7/5/2008 9:09 am |
Quoting elricardo2: i want one,,nooooooo not a kiss, a granny!!!!
Software here is Cr*p. I spent hours last night doing this. Then this morning some haven't been sent, and others turned out to be waves or winks...... Duh. You'll do well here Ric. Nothing but Granny's. lol Tone.

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5137 posts 7/5/2008 9:10 am |
 Tone.

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5137 posts 7/5/2008 9:12 am |
Quoting Poetdancer0: I thought I save you the trip and pop in. After all, it's over 10,000 miles away from you. You would really need a longer neck than the one you posted here 
Well done, you impressed me, you got the connection.. Good girlie.. Tone.

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5137 posts 7/5/2008 9:13 am |
Quoting midnight_daisy: My feelings are hurt. HURT I SAY. You kissed me and call me a granny?
Revenge is a dish best served cold, you know? And you got some headed your way, Mister.
Also, nice that you included the date on this here blog. So none of us confuse the 'kisses' you send on July 6th or 7th as insulting. Those are just the regular old Spanish Fly kisses.
On the other hand, if I didn't suspect it was gonna be there, I probably wouldn't have thought to check my 'winks.'
Take a tissue and rest your head on my sholder for a while.
 Tone.

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1257 posts 7/5/2008 7:57 pm |
I GOT THE KISS I GOT THE KISS
  
I SEE.... THIS IS REALLY FUN...YOU ARE ADORABLE ..
CHEERIOS
Insist on yourself. Never imitate.
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5137 posts 7/6/2008 3:57 am |
Quoting gardencitygirl: I GOT THE KISS I GOT THE KISS
  
I SEE.... THIS IS REALLY FUN...YOU ARE ADORABLE ..
CHEERIOS
Don't get excited..... So did 100 other girlies. 
 Tone.

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1370 posts 7/7/2008 12:01 am |
Listen you young, "Whipper Snapper".. if you insist on go around kissing us Old birds, you might want to invest in a defibrillator.. just in case, well you know. There's only so much a old heart can take. *wink*.. laters
Perfection Isn't Sexy
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5137 posts 7/7/2008 3:14 am |
Quoting msalchemy2: Listen you young, "Whipper Snapper".. if you insist on go around kissing us Old birds, you might want to invest in a defibrillator.. just in case, well you know. There's only so much a old heart can take. *wink*.. laters
You look after that Old heart of yours.... It's got a good few years left in it. 
 Tone.

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